I can't cook :(
I certainly can't 
I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them
Are you a good cook? HOW?!
I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on themAre you a good cook? HOW?!
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I follow instructions on a recipe letter by letter and it usually comes out edible lmao.
Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I certainly can't I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them
Are you a good cook? HOW?!
I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on themAre you a good cook? HOW?!
I usually just throw stuff together and it works
But c'mon noodles are the easiest thing you can make. Original post by RainbowKiwi
I follow instructions on a recipe letter by letter and it usually comes out edible lmao.
Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
Greg Wallace and John Torrode
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I certainly can't I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them
Are you a good cook? HOW?!
I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on themAre you a good cook? HOW?!
I'm not either...nothing ever works out and my nan always shouts at me bc idk anything about Indian food
Now you might say "Oh the lovely Mrs Holmes, it doesn't look awful" but I can assure you it was terrible
and worse my dad just lied saying it was good! (edited 8 years ago)
Original post by homeland.lsw
Greg Wallace and John Torrode
Fanx m8, mind went blank there.
Feminism.
Original post by RainbowKiwi
Fanx m8, mind went blank there.
No probz
Wow! you can't cook noodles.
I am sure a neanderthal could cope.
I am sure a neanderthal could cope.
Original post by shawn_o1
So you're saying you can't follow instructions on a piece of paper while making sure you don't burn your hands?
No I'm saying I can't make food that doesn't taste a bit like fart.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
No I'm saying I can't make food that doesn't taste a bit like fart.
Add seasoning next time (and salt and pepper dosent cut it imo
)Original post by chantalc
I'm not either...nothing ever works out and my nan always shouts at me bc idk anything about Indian food
My mum has a catering business so it's actually embarrassing.
I only know how to eat indian food! 
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Add seasoning next time (and salt and pepper dosent cut it imo)
)I diidddddd. But I put too many in there I think
I used:
-Red chilli powder
-Cumin
-Garam Masala
-Salt
-Pepper
-This other thing in the box
-and shredded coriander.
Still tasted like crap
maybe I'm just not meant to cook....I burnt my oatmeal the other day.Quick Reply
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