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Do you sleep with a weapon at close range?

Jusr incase sht pops off? I used to sleeo with a shank under my pillow but now I keep a baseball bat right next to me in my bed

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Reply 1
I'm the weapon.
(edited 8 years ago)
Of course. Always keep a prosthetic leg handy.
My alarm clock
my fingernails

I sharpen these bad boys at 6pm every evening.
No. I don't live in a city so I don't need one :smile:
My body is my weapon. I've got mad skillz.
Original post by thecatwithnohat
my toenails

I sharpen these bad boys at 6pm every evening.


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Got a fist at the end of each arm :u:
Original post by cranbrook_aspie
No. I don't live in a city so I don't need one :smile:


ok but think of the wildlife then.
Original post by Maggie_O
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Are ya kidding me?!

Look at my hands:



Complete artwork from above, I'm tellin ya
Original post by thecatwithnohat
Are ya kidding me?!

Look at my hands:



Complete artwork from above, I'm tellin ya


Ew that is disgusting for some reason.
Original post by Maggie_O
Ew that is disgusting for some reason.


:eek: :eek: are ya kidding me? You're next.
Reply 14
Go on you all make jokes, a few episodes of crimewatch will make you start taking precautions.

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Reply 15
I'd just whack an intruder with my willy
Original post by thecatwithnohat
:eek: :eek: are ya kidding me? You're next.


Why do the nails look like jack o lantern teeth? It's all too much! xD
Original post by John55
I'd just whack an intruder with my willy


And we all envy the intruder, now.
Empty dumbbel bars under my bed, but more for convenience than anything else. And deodorant. Plus all the weapons of my body - fingers, palms, knuckles, elbows, teeth, top of skull, knees, shins, feet... Oh and keys too actually.
I actually do yes

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