Which TSR member would you have a one night stand with?
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
hmm...now what would it mean exactly to be an assistant in this 'little investigation'? 
Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
Original post by Kadak
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When you said those words,you did more damage to my heart than cholesterol ever will
.
When you said those words,you did more damage to my heart than cholesterol ever will
.
Now there, there dear. I will send you over some cake later but surely that cannot help with your cholesterol
So I suppose your heart will be damaged either way, I am deeply sorry to cause you such pain! 
Original post by TorpidPhil
Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
Let me translate for the lady
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
hmm...now what would it mean exactly to be an assistant in this 'little investigation'?
He wants to have sex with you so he can find out why everyone else wants to
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Original post by TorpidPhil
Well... I mean... You'd have to facilitate my examining the various potential reasons for people's behaviour tending towards what it is in order for me to decipher the true underlying cause of such behaviour!
The behaviour being what exactly?
Original post by Andy98
Let me translate for the lady
He wants to have sex with you so he can find out why everyone else wants to
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He wants to have sex with you so he can find out why everyone else wants to
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Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
You're welcome
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
Original post by TorpidPhil
Andy appears to be rather adept at translating my intentionally obscure diction...
Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
You're welcome
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Original post by Andy98
And I don't even get a hat-tip. Hmph. Typical. *rolls eyes*
Original post by TorpidPhil
And I don't even get a hat-tip. Hmph. Typical. *rolls eyes*
you're not quite that worthy
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Original post by Andy98
According to what/whose investigation, hmm?
Original post by TorpidPhil
Andy appears to be rather adept at translating my intentionally obscure diction...
Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
Do not fear those Mrs Holmes. I do not require your aid with such haste! I can very well delay my little investigation until both you and I can put our full efforts towards it - we wouldn't want it to be anything but a thorough success now would we?
Yes, we shall not make haste...
...or carry out this investigation at all.
Good day
Original post by Andy98
And I am, why thank you
Original post by TorpidPhil
According to what/whose investigation, hmm?
Mine
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
Where were all these crazy lesbians when I was in high school?
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
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He could always be the maid if your feeling charitable.
My goodness,the heat from that sex is warming the Earth, you girls should relax
.Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Now there, there dear. I will send you over some cake later but surely that cannot help with your cholesterol So I suppose your heart will be damaged either way, I am deeply sorry to cause you such pain!
Now there, there dear. I will send you over some cake later but surely that cannot help with your cholesterol
So I suppose your heart will be damaged either way, I am deeply sorry to cause you such pain! Posted from TSR Mobile
You should come with a health warning
.Original post by Josb
Where were all these crazy lesbians when I was in high school?
****ing in the bikeshed
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes, we shall not make haste...
...or carry out this investigation at all.
Good day
And I am, why thank you
...or carry out this investigation at all.
Good day
And I am, why thank you
And umbrella and prances home through the rain rejected and lonely...
Original post by Josb
Where were all these crazy lesbians when I was in high school?
studying()? Original post by Kadak
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He could always be the maid if your feeling charitable.
My goodness,the heat from that sex is warming the Earth, you girls should relax.
He could always be the maid if your feeling charitable.
My goodness,the heat from that sex is warming the Earth, you girls should relax
.That's a good idea!
Tell that to @REMLewis and @MrsSheldonCooper! I think we owe an apology to the earth, we shouldn't be contributing to global warming!
Original post by Kadak
I'll consider it
Original post by TorpidPhil
And umbrella and prances home through the rain rejected and lonely...
And umbrella and prances home through the rain rejected and lonely...
*Throws a piece of red velvet cake at you* now your journey home isn't quite as bad
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes studying()?
That's a good idea!
Tell that to @REMLewis and @MrsSheldonCooper! I think we owe an apology to the earth, we shouldn't be contributing to global warming!
I'll consider it
*Throws a piece of red velvet cake at you* now your journey home isn't quite as bad
studying()? That's a good idea!
Tell that to @REMLewis and @MrsSheldonCooper! I think we owe an apology to the earth, we shouldn't be contributing to global warming!
I'll consider it
*Throws a piece of red velvet cake at you* now your journey home isn't quite as bad
*Giddily catches the cake*
*forgives you for your earlier bluntness*
*Skips off home cake-in-hand, happy and content*
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