Well I wanted him to explain clearly what exactly this investigation entailed....
That would be a firm no I'm afraid. Don't take to much personal offence since @MrsSheldonCooper was really on her game last night! *takes a deep breath*
That's a good idea! Tell that to @REMLewis and @MrsSheldonCooper! I think we owe an apology to the earth, we shouldn't be contributing to global warming!
I'll consider it
*Throws a piece of red velvet cake at you* now your journey home isn't quite as bad
I hope they agree.There would be so many benefits. He would learn essential skills like cooking and cleaning,which will help aid his personal development, not to mention his future partner will be grateful to you. Its good for relieving stress.
He will lose calories and get in shape.
Not to mention he be closer to learning why so many people want to bed you. And you get a clean place.It seems like a win win ).
I hope they agree.There would be so many benefits. He would learn essential skills like cooking and cleaning,which will help aid his personal development, not to mention his future partner will be grateful to you. Its good for relieving stress.
He will lose calories and get in shape.
Not to mention he be closer to learning why so many people want to bed you. And you get a clean place.It seems like a win win ).
Am I forced to wear a dress while doing my chores? Will I be beaten if I perform unsatisfactorily? Hmm. Many things to consider...
I'm not in bad shape though tyvm and am wanting to gain calories not lose them!
All depends on how they feel.I guess they can give you treats and Scooby/Torpidphil snacks if you behave.
Feed me cake when I'm a good boy (and perhaps other things) and make me bleed when I'm naughty. Then I'll be happy. And I'll serve for a long time really well