I'm Count Dracula, AMA!
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Original post by Imperion
OMG 
Bite me Dracula
Bite me Dracula
hehe
Sniff me Dracula! (as in my blood)
Original post by SeanFM
What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?
Spoiler
ahahah very good
Original post by BurstingBubbles
What are your views on garlic? 
Garlic!? How dare you mention such a foul substance in my presence.
Original post by SirMasterKey
How are your many wives?
Please, don't let Mrs Dracula hear those accusations - I'm happily married thank you very much, but she'll be angry to know those theories are being brought up again.
Original post by kka25
Suck me dracula! (I mean my blood)
Why, of course you meant blood - whatever else could it be!?
Original post by Imperion
OMG
Bite me Dracula
Bite me Dracula
Are you ready to join the vampires?
Original post by the bear
ermm how do you tidy your hair if you do not have a reflection in the mirror ?
I shouldn't really be telling you this, but we have a very successful Vampire Hairdresser service going - we can't see our own reflection, but we can sort out our fellow vamps!
Original post by Lostrider
Are you angered by the romanticism that had been developed around your.. erm.. species?Why could you not stay a blood sucking villain instead of becoming some sort of teenage fantasy?
Original post by CoolCavy
why is this linked as 'are you having enough fun'? 
That dratted technology again!
Original post by Count Dracula
Why, of course you meant blood - whatever else could it be!?
Why, of course you meant blood - whatever else could it be!?
Oh, dracula, you know as human so well. And I like it if you deepthroat as well!
Original post by Count Dracula
Are you ready to join the vampires?
Are you ready to join the vampires?
I was born ready
Can I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
Original post by SirMasterKey
Can I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
What can you offer her?
Original post by Count Dracula
Greetings, mortals!
It's come to that time of year where us monsters get to spend time among you humans without drawing attention to ourselves. This year though, we're doing things a little differently... so take your chance to ask what questions you want of a real vampire.
(And before you ask... no, we don't actually sparkle)
It's come to that time of year where us monsters get to spend time among you humans without drawing attention to ourselves. This year though, we're doing things a little differently... so take your chance to ask what questions you want of a real vampire.
(And before you ask... no, we don't actually sparkle)
How do you feel being bested by that insolent pup Richter Belmont; and your own son, Alucard?
Original post by apronedsamurai
How do you feel being bested by that insolent pup Richter Belmont; and your own son, Alucard?
No-one can truly best Dracula.
Suck me 
Original post by RainbowKiwi
Suck me
Blood
Original post by 雷尼克
cringe
What is the meaning this mortal term?
Original post by Simes
Do you get dental work free on the NHS?
No. And you wouldn't believe the amount of dental work us vampires need.
Original post by Aph
If you had the choice would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
Original post by Simes
What do you put on equal ops forms for 'religion'?
Vampirism
Original post by Aph
What sun cream do you recommend?
Do you have arithmomania?
If you had the choise would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
Do you have arithmomania?
If you had the choise would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
I recommend avoiding the sun at all costs - we don't take the term 'night owl' lightly.
Ah, I think you must have confused me with Count von Count - an easy mistake. Just remember, I'm much more scary than him
Drowned - us vampires don't need to breathe, so at least I could survive that one!
Original post by Simes
Crikey! That's a bit insensitive!
Sadly, you mortals often forget that us monsters have feelings too
Original post by Count Dracula
Vampirism
I recommend avoiding the sun at all costs - we don't take the term 'night owl' lightly.
Ah, I think you must have confused me with Count von Count - an easy mistake. Just remember, I'm much more scary than him
Drowned - us vampires don't need to breathe, so at least I could survive that one!
Sadly, you mortals often forget that us monsters have feelings too
I recommend avoiding the sun at all costs - we don't take the term 'night owl' lightly.
Ah, I think you must have confused me with Count von Count - an easy mistake. Just remember, I'm much more scary than him
Drowned - us vampires don't need to breathe, so at least I could survive that one!
Sadly, you mortals often forget that us monsters have feelings too
I'm afraid you need to do your research. Drowning is considered one of the most effective ways to kill a vampire
And you aren't scary, you're like a little kitten.
Original post by Aph
I'm afraid you need to do your research. Drowning is considered one of the most effective ways to kill a vampire
Your human myths are often inaccurate, I'm afraid - how can you drown something that doesn't breathe?
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