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What would you do if you were buried alive?

I'm trying to think of a survival plan just in case I'm ever buried alive.

I think I'd let my closest family know that I want a coffin which can open from the inside and my grave to be fairly shallow :yes:

If I'm supposedly murdered, then... :afraid:

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Die
i plan to be cremated.

So 420 brah
**** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.
ask your family to text you ?
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Die


Damn, that would a painful, slow death though...


Original post by Bill_Gates
i plan to be cremated.

So 420 brah


Ah, no going back at all
Unless your someone who prepares for such an event , pretty much screwed.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
**** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.


:no:


Original post by the bear
ask your family to text you ?


Take my phone with me to the grave... good idea.

Will there be good signal?

Pretty sure they'd be scared to death to see a text like that though
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Original post by enaayrah
Damn, that would a painful, slow death though...




Ah, no going back at all

I am aware but i cant break out of a coffin :redface:
Will have to reflect on my life so far and what i have achieved before my death
Original post by enaayrah
:no:




Take my phone with me to the grave... good idea.

Will there be a signal?


better not use Talk Talk
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Unless your someone who prepares for such an event , pretty much screwed.


I don't want to be screwed should this ever happen :ahee:
Original post by enaayrah
I don't want to be screwed should this ever happen :ahee:


Don't lie , this is your secret fetish.:u:
I will spend my time reminiscing on my fantastic contributions to TSR possibly penis in hand
Original post by Betelgeuse-
I will spend my time reminiscing on my fantastic contributions to TSR possibly penis in hand


10 green gems or die trying
Do what Max Branning did and haunt the ones that put me there...
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From what i've heard if you dig in a zigzag formation instead of straight up the dirt wont collapse on you. The hard part is breaking the casket. Dont ask how I know this ok
My mum just told me that my religion apparently insists on being buried in a coffin with no lid. That's a good survival net :awesome:
text my log in details for the web version of find my iphone to a friend, Then take some selfies of this once in a lifetime experience to show the grandkids
Probably cry bitter tears of rage and fright.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
**** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.


I get the impression you think about this sort fo things a lot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3210001/Desperate-family-smash-teenage-girl-s-tomb-day-buried-ALIVE-mistake-woke-screaming-die-real.html

Sleep tight :kiss:
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