Funniest school stories?

When we was in year 11 (i think) i remember every teacher hating our year (dont know why lol) and one day these guys in our year at the time stole this teachers chair out of her classroom and went to the top of the hill on our field set it alight and pushed it down the hill all whilst being recorded (it might still be on youtube haha) i remember the whole school just crowded round , and the teacher turns up crying coz it was her chair . another story is we have this forest that goes all round the bottom of the field with a train line behind it and someone set all the trees alight the school had to call the fire brigade and all sorts .

Okay I'm bored so entertain me with your best/ funniest school stories!

Well...I've had pills shoved up my butt from my mum to relieve constipation. Dunno if that satisfies as a funny story.

Worst moment of my childhood.

Okay I'm bored so entertain me with your best/ funniest school stories!

This happened in the school toilets , not 1 but everyone single 1 in the school including staff toilets (male toilets only XD). My friends and I purchased glass stinks bombs and literally through the glass stink bomb in every single toilet. For the whole day no onnnne used the toilets (except the druggies which took the opportunity to smoke weed in the toilets- Still got caught XD) plus no one used the changing rooms as they had a section for the toilets. That was a dead story XD, but in reality it was fun. I still don't understand how we didn't get caught they have like 5000000000 CCTV's. On the same day the year 11's (I was year 9 at the time) egged the school. So the year 11 prom got cancelled, and the head teacher had a assembly with the whole school the next day. But one of the funniest was prank calling taxi companies they actually came. This was quite recent in year 11.

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I'm not dangerous, I promise *solemnly nods head*

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One day when I was in class for a French essay at GCSE for the oral test. I needs the email address to send on email I was about to leave the room not knowing the three digits that go along with everyone's email address like rlogue111 and so on so I can send it to the teacher to correct grammar. I didn't know the three numbers and without even a notion of what I was saying I asked the teacher "Hey Miss can I have your number?" The whole class laughed and the teacher looked at me blankly.

Okay, so badlands, fave song??

omgosh that's so funny but I can't with stink bombs. Someone threw literally ONE stink bomb in primary school in the hallways and the ENTIRE school STANK. We had all the teachers telling us to snitch and say who it was, we had assemblies asking us to own up but no one ever did so the teachers gave up and just told us not to do it haha.

Omg they cancelled the prom? that's a bit harsh they should've just made them clean it up. Prank calls are always funny

My favorite English teacher got sacked after someone complained about him joking to people that he heard voices in his head (He used to put the speaker wire to his head so it made crackling noises, grin and go "The voices in my head..." ) and showing us pictures of his patio and saying that was where he buried his wife. I didn't learn a lot from him, but he was very funny. He used to run through the classroom with his arms outstretched screaming and pretend to be drunk as well, but he was actually really nice.

We had a fire a couple of years ago due to the electrics, so had the afternoon off lessons and got to leave early. The school over the road heard about us getting out of lessons and therefore three pupils actually set fire to their own school, I think in hopes that they would get out of lessons as well.

Prank calls are the best in fob accent duhh helllo-Baklau.

well damn your school has a problem with fire! I need to find this YouTube video haha omg. Poor teacher though I bet many were excluded

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We drew a giant penis on the board once before class and our teacher walked in and saw it and started shouting at us and then walked out of class and went to tell our head teacher... so we destroyed the evidence while she was away and then she came back with our headteacher but by then there was nothing on the board and our headteacher couldn't understand why the other teacher dragged her to the classroom, because I suspect she just told her that we are misbehaving, but didn't actually say 'they are drawing cocks on the board' and instead wanted to show her... lmao

One morning, our teacher walked into the classrom and my classmate said 'Hi Josef!' (Instead of hi Mr...lmao) and my teacher was FURIOUS and then he was all calm down like 'come here ' so my classmate walked up to him and my tacher slaped him across the face so hard that the board next to him slapped him on his other cheek lol

As for something that happened to me... well, I was walking to school with my friends and they were telling me how hot the new biology teacher was and then they started taking about what kind of sex acts they want to do to him, so when I walked into the classroom that morning, I saw two of my friends sitting in the front row so I immediately went up to them and told them that these girls (AND I NAMED THEM) were in love with this new teacher and wanted to have sex with him and then detailed what sort of things they said.... and then my friend was like: OMG STOP... and I was like what.... and she looked behind her back, so I looked up and I saw that the new biology teacher was sitting in the backrow and he heard EVERYTHING and he was blushing and got up and literally stormed out of the classroom LMAO.

i know haha!, the videos not on youtube anymore i checked nah i dont think anyone (apart from the teacher) cared because it was our last week until we left anyway haha

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I think when it first came out Haunting was my favourite EVER and Control, it's my Halloween JAM

but then... GASOLINE OMG - that reference to Hurricane though I almost had a heart attack

what is yours?