Really inspired by Chinese guy today
So I was filling petrol (well diesel) and a blue Maserati pulls up in the pump next to me. Black wheels, coupe, totally baller-looking car. And this short, Chinese guy gets out to fill the petrol.
Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot white women - I personally think they're really cool - And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.
How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.
Great day
Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot white women - I personally think they're really cool - And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.
How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.
Great day
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No the moral of the story is not to make sweeping generalisations.
That's good. But someone with your personality? You're more likely to run up to a gas station with a tin foil hat and stick the nozzle up your butt muttering about your post count on TSR.
xoxoxo
xoxoxo
Original post by Phoebe Buffay
No the moral of the story is not to make sweeping generalisations.
Which generalisation did I make?!
Original post by Awesome Genius
Which generalisation did I make?!
Oh Idk, the one about Chinese people, food, and chains...and something about the bottom...
Original post by Awesome Genius
Which generalisation did I make?!
'Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women'
'that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl'
Original post by Phoebe Buffay
'Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women'
'that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl'
'that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl'
Oh right. You seem pretty attractive - are you into Chinese guys and **** cars?
Original post by Awesome Genius
Oh right. You seem pretty attractive - are you into Chinese guys and **** cars?
you are priceless
Wtf...
Spoiler
Don't you get bored of this?
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Original post by King Mal
why don't you like Chinesians?
I don't think its the fact of not liking it... I think its the annoying assumptions that everybody makes on somebody that LOOKS chinese.... -_-
Or that...
Original post by ravioliyears
I don't think its the fact of not liking it... I think its the annoying assumptions that everybody makes on somebody that LOOKS chinese.... -_-
He knows I am joking. What has this thread turned into.
Original post by ravioliyears
Or that...
exactly, in Mandarin for extra points.
Original post by Awesome Genius
So I was filling petrol (well diesel) and a blue Maserati pulls up in the pump next to me. Black wheels, coupe, totally baller-looking car. And this short, Chinese guy gets out to fill the petrol.
Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women. And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.
How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.
Great day
Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women. And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.
How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.
Great day
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