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Original post by ivy.98
m9 chicken fight it is


lool
"speak slower"
Original post by Mal Baadshah
rep at the muslim bit


Gonna offer me some firni to tempt me into that ristha lyfe
Original post by AzimH
Yes fam getting laid tonight.

#onitlikeacarbonnet

Let me ask you this though....

What are those!!! *Points at your sandals*


I am a pious married woman.
Original post by Mal Baadshah
lool


bruv is that ur nan
Original post by F.Nietzsche
But seriously, are you muslim?


Eh

We've never spoken

Gosh
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
Gonna offer me some firni to tempt me into that ristha lyfe


phirni is life
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
Eh

We've never spoken

Gosh


Yeah, I know but like....are you muslim doe?
"Have you gotten shorter?"
Original post by Ahmed766
bruv is that ur nan


how dare you. i am a curvaceous vixen from Bundelkhand.
"you could have laser eye surgery"
"you could just wear stronger glasses"
"your Autism can't be that bad because..."
Original post by Mal Baadshah
phirni is life


It's ****ing amazing, had some last July and never got the taste out of my mind
Reply 92
Original post by Mal Baadshah
I am a pious married woman.


That's what they all say until they have a taste of me:perv:. You will look great alongside my collection of other wives in the basement
Original post by WoodyMKC
Can I feel your bicep? :u:


I bet all the men ask you that.
Can I touch your hair?
Do you only date white guys?
What country in Africa are you from?

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Original post by F.Nietzsche
Yeah, I know but like....are you muslim doe?


If I say yes will you let me live?
Reply 96
Original post by Ahmed766
bruv is that ur nan


Why do you look like you're about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015?
Original post by Mal Baadshah
I am a pious married woman.



I like a challenge :wink:
"Everyone has a bit of OCD"

Urgh. No, we don't. There's a difference from liking things a certain way and having a bloody mental condition.

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Original post by AzimH
That's what they all say until they have a taste of me:perv:. You will look great alongside my collection of other wives in the basement


Never been in a basement before.

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