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If i had a pound for everytime someone say ______ i'd be rich

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Original post by Mal Baadshah
I bet all the men ask you that.


Jokes aside, I have had several gay men asking, and one asking if he could rub oil into them if he paid me 100 quid :rofl:
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
If I say yes will you let me live?


I'm too tired to burn anyone at the stake today :tongue:

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Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
I like a challenge :wink:


:creep:
challenge all the men in my family who beat you for infidelity

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Original post by WoodyMKC
Jokes aside, I have had several gay men asking, and one asking if he could rub oil into them if he paid me 100 quid :rofl:


and that night, you became 100 quid richer.
Original post by F.Nietzsche
I'm too tired to burn anyone at the stake today :tongue:

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'muzzy'

Really now? :pierre:


Pulling out the religious slurs I see
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Original post by Mal Baadshah
Never been in a basement before.


There's a first time for everything. It's sick we got a ps2 down there and all night orgies.
Original post by Mal Baadshah
:creep:
challenge all the men in my family who beat you for infidelity

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It was obvious you're a guy, no girl talks like that
mate you don't have to tell me, now I'm thirsty for some.

Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
It's ****ing amazing, had some last July and never got the taste out of my mind
"Oh, so you're Dutch?" and "Do you smoke a lot of weed then?"
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
It was obvious you're a guy, no girl talks like that


I'll take this as a compliment
Original post by alexschmalex
"Oh, so you're Dutch?" and "Do you smoke a lot of weed then?"


more like, why is there a black dude in holland
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
'muzzy'

Really now? :pierre:


Pulling out the religious slurs I see


I joke, I joke :colondollar:

Now to the question at hand...

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Original post by AzimH
There's a first time for everything. It's sick we got a ps2 down there and all night orgies.


PS2? That's first class lol I'm in for the win.
Original post by Mal Baadshah
I bet all the men ask you that.


Look hot asf tho fair play, umm add me on skype my name is umm pussy****er69


Original post by AzimH
Why do you look like you're about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015?


Already have man, this is my cover (I'm in the middle)
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the album name is straight outta Oxford
Original post by F.Nietzsche
I joke, I joke :colondollar:

Now to the question at hand...

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Well I was given firni on Eid :smug:
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Original post by Mal Baadshah
PS2? That's first class lol I'm in for the win.


Yasss! It's gonna be a great night. *mumbles* dumb bitch. Another victim found.
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JC.
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"bet that don't do many miles to the gallon"

:rolleyes: **** off eco freak.
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
Well I was given firni on Eid :smug:


dat shish pipe as well innih
Original post by Ahmed766
I don't fight girls. :awesome:
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Really loving the relevancy of your memes :flower2:

U dissing a girl,
u better watch out for ma squad
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Original post by AzimH
Yasss! It's gonna be a great night. *mumbles* dumb bitch. Another victim found.


*doesn't notice* where do you pick me up? At the Temple of Rats, or the alley by the temple of rats?

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