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If i had a pound for everytime someone say ______ i'd be rich

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Original post by ivy.98
The chinese one is the best:h::h:


Tolles geplaenkel
Original post by Mal Baadshah
more like, why is there a black dude in holland


More like, "you speak really good English for an African"
Original post by AzimH
You're hindu? But you're deffo gonna convert for me right babes??? I need my parents blessing if we were to get married and breed together. You better be the milf you described yourself to be.


A really well practiced one


I heard she absolutely loves dick



Can't get enough of it

:smile:
Original post by alexschmalex
More like, "you speak really good English for an African"


lol oh tyrone
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Original post by Mal Baadshah
Before we jump to conclusions, you owe each member of my family clan 23 rupees for each tooth before we can tie the holy knot.


You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
I don't follow any religion but I do have a spirituality of sorts.


Interesting

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Reply 146
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
A really well practiced one


I heard she absolutely loves dick



Can't get enough of it

:smile:


Oooooh love in TSR. Who would have funk that?
Original post by AzimH
You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.


Good, we don't eat beef. Motha****as can't handle my beef. Also, the cows are diseased.

We will eat the goat later with curry.
Original post by AzimH
You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.


oh there will be plenty of fish available on the wedding night


I assure you
You're weird.
Original post by F.Nietzsche
Interesting

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According to Islam, everybody was born Muslim so every kuffar is an ex-muslim
Original post by Scitty
"Are you gay?"
"You're adorable!"
"You look pissed off...."


Oh yeahh, the pissed off one is quite common with me too - I often get "Why do you look so grumpy?"

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Original post by ivy.98
Really loving the relevancy of your memes :flower2:

U dissing a girl,
u better watch out for ma squad


Thanks, it is my dream to one day become a meme master.

maybe ... :biggrin:
Don't make me release my secret weapon. :colonhash:
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
According to Islam, everybody was born Muslim so every kuffar is an ex-muslim





Better question; were you raised in a muslim household?
Original post by Ahmed766
Thanks, it is my dream to one day become a meme master.

maybe ... :biggrin:
Don't make me release my secret weapon. :colonhash:


Release that mixtape instead, ffs.
Original post by alexschmalex
More like, "you speak really good English for an African"


*derails thread and doesn't add to discussion*

Hey, exbff4lyf. :colone:
Original post by Mal Baadshah
look at my finger work
and I don't have skype, I only have an account on WivesandDaughtersfromMumbaiToLahore.in.


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Original post by Mal Baadshah
pshhh
missed out on bare p and bare roti


Tbh I was just scared that it'd lead to more sinister things, this is how all bodybuilders get into gay4pay...
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Original post by Mal Baadshah
Good, we don't eat beef. Motha****as can't handle my beef. Also, the cows are diseased.

We will eat the goat later with curry.


F you. The goat is family.
Original post by Ahmed766
Thanks, it is my dream to one day become a meme master.



You shall never be meme master.

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