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Woman just went to the toilet outside my bedroom window

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Reply 20
Original post by vis break2
is it/she still there
pls post pics op


Just out of interest, would your first reaction to seeing someone publicly defecating be to take pictures?
Original post by John55
Who the hell calls a sh%t wrinkly?


I thought exactly the same thing. :h:
Reply 22
Not sure how this would benefit anybody but still, thanks for the suggestion :redface:
This is narsty. Should have poured a bucket of cold water on her
Reply 24
Are you beating your sausage whilst remembering all that?
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Well you can't really blame her if there's a toilet outside your bedroom window
HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahhah that made me laught SOOO much!!!
Wow OP.I guess.no anal vids for the next few months.
Reply 28
Original post by kkboyk
Are you beating your sausage whilst remembering all that?


I don't buy sausages, I only like ham
Reply 29
Original post by Kadak
Wow OP.I guess.no anal vids for the next few months.


Well it just means there's more for you.
Reply 30
Original post by John55
I don't buy sausages, I only like ham


Well arent you a naughty lemon.
Original post by John55
So I enjoy listening to music and one of my favorite things to do is sit by the window of my bedroom listening to it, I'm on the fourth floor of my halls building. So anyway, I'm having a great time staring into the night listening to music and then this woman wanders towards the empty car park outside the window, I initially think nothing of it until she squats and wips her arse out and I think I just lost faith in humanity...




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What did she wipe her arse with?
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahhah that made me laught SOOO much!!!




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I'm confused.What did she wipe her arse with?
Reply 33
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I'm confused.What did she wipe her arse with?[/QUOTE

I didn't watch, see bupdeebowah's post for a suggestion as to what she might have done...
That is...
Reply 35
Original post by John55
I moved as soon as the arse came out and just sat on my bed for about five minutes like :eek:

Thing is I'm not sure what she would have had to use, no bushes in the vicinity, well... possibly one


Was she a homeless crazy lady?
Reply 36
Original post by hilrho
Was she a homeless crazy lady?


I don't know, based on her attire I would speculate she wasn't homeless.

Crazy? you can decide that for yourself...
So just to confirm, there is an actual toilet outside your bedroom window?
Reply 38
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
So just to confirm, there is an actual toilet outside your bedroom window?


No, she did it on the pavement, I wrote the thread at 4:30 am, 'toilet' was a poor choice of words, 'defecated' would be more suitable.
Or just stop being shy and say 'poo'...

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