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If your pets could talk to you,what do you think they would say?

As stated ^.

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Feed me.
Reply 2
Original post by Kadak
As stated ^.


Probably question why people post chat threads in the advice forum :wink:
hopefully, thank you for giving me a lovely, safe, warm home with my friends human after i was so mistreated and abused :smile:
Reply 4
"Tell the small one" (my brother) "to SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!"
Anyone who thinks their pet isn't the head of their household is seriously deluded.
''stop f****** in front of me"
Reply 7
"Move the **** up you fat bastard"


I wuv you :loveduck:
Reply 9
"Man, what are you doing with your life?"
Cat: "Hello, Slave."
I think maybe it would ask why we've fed it the same food everyday for the past 4 years.
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Anyone who thinks their pet isn't the head of their household is seriously deluded.

Reply 13
Oh and: ''Yes, that shirt does make you look fat so just give me all the food in your fridge.'' :colonhash:
Why do I only exist in ur imagination? :puppyeyes:
*unfurls fluff*
You see this?Bitch, tickle.
If an animal could speak the same language as us with no language barrier, you wouldn't be able to understand what he was saying, just because he'd be so far removed, his frames of reference would be so bizarre that you'd be left baffled like listening to two people speaking Japanese and you have no idea what they are saying, and times that by a billion. And that's how close we'd be to understanding animals.

So logically it would be impossible.
(edited 8 years ago)
I have no pets.
I WANT MORE SALMON!

...high quality steak would be fine too.

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