Fifa cover was joke tbh, but the salt overload was brilliant
I'd like you to get top 4 tbh, mainly because it'd mean 2 of Chelsea, spurs and united wouldn't get in, but also because there's a bit more entertainment with klopp there. Mind you Liverpool fans are already showing some severe meltness, those 2 arabs singing "jurgen klopp klopp klopp he's the new king of the kop" had me down at my local hospital getting scanned for cancer. #localsupporters. At least you've piped down a bit on the arsenal thread
Man like Arteta is solid club captain, been there, done it, multilingual I believe, preparing for getting his coaching awards too i think so running sessions with the youth squad occasionally. Generally the kind of guy you want in the dressing room when players are having problems even if he isn't one you want on the pitch.
Mert is a perfectly good captain on the pitch imo even if he is a bit of a pussy, problem will be next year when Gabby starts ahead of him regularly, who's captain then? Ramsey? Scrappy doo? There no obvious choice imo, maybe Kosc?
Either way I'm not too sure captain on the pitch is that important in our team, although maybe I only think that because I've not seen the impact a quality captain could have on us because we haven't had one in so long.