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How would you describe sex?

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Original post by LittleBjork2
I want to know how people feel and think of sex.Is it just for the pleasure?The urge to feel connected with someone?Or something more complicated?


Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

And that's sex.
Original post by LittleBjork2
that's the spirit


Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?
It's like warfare. Explosions. Whimpers and moans. 5 kill streak... Sentry Gun :wink:
Pretty amazing
Original post by apronedsamurai
Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

And that's sex.


You've had sex with too many blondes who've just had their hair done
Original post by Anonymous
It's like warfare. Explosions. Whimpers and moans. 5 kill streak... Sentry Gun :wink:


Playing too much COD :smile:
Original post by Poldork
Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?


my spirit?
It seems TOO primitive to me .
Its weird but what all animal kingdom(or most of it) really enjoys doing is having sex.
I think sex is overestimated, there are much better things to aim in your life.
Not to mention, I am a growing asexual:tongue:
Original post by Katty3
An activity used to make babies. Not an essential part of life, or for many people, a desirable one.

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Well its kinda essential for creating life. And about the point you're about to make on IVF, the gentleman will need to **** himself to get the sample.
Original post by Poldork
You've had sex with too many blondes who've just had their hair done


I couldn't have answered better
Original post by LittleBjork2
my spirit?


Nah, spirit's a euphemisim for semen
Original post by apronedsamurai
Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

And that's sex.

please explain
Original post by Noodle0
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied.

- Feminist


^ RADICAL Feminism :tongue:
Original post by LittleBjork2
I couldn't have answered better


Again thank you
Original post by Poldork
Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?

She is already booked believe me .
And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British
Original post by Vesniep
It seems TOO primitive to me .
Its weird but what all animal kingdom(or most of it) really enjoys doing is having sex.
I think sex is overestimated, there are much better things to aim in your life.
Not to mention, I am a growing asexual:tongue:


tell me some of these better things my dear vesniep
Original post by Vesniep
She is already booked believe me .
And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British


Im booked?
What am I a ticket?
hahahahaahahahahah
Original post by Poldork
Nah, spirit's a euphemisim for semen


then what mine do you want to see?
Original post by Vesniep
She is already booked believe me .
And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British


Cheers for that
Original post by LittleBjork2
then what mine do you want to see?


eh?

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