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Why did the acid go to the gym?

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Original post by harmony_x
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.


Guess no one will be radon the bar then.
Original post by BlueBlueBells
Glad to see I'm not boron you too much :biggrin:


Your jokes are on point!!

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What did one titration say to the other?
"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Original post by ravioliyears
Your jokes are on point!!

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Why, thank you!
Original post by BlueBlueBells
Guess no one will be radon the bar then.


:laugh:
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..to get the bbbb.....uuuu.......rrrrrrrrrr.........nnnnnn!!!!!!!!:smile:


Tell me someone goes to the gym...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:




........what did the square say to the circle "you get around"
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What's the matter.. everyone fizzling out? :awesome:
Original post by SeanFM
What's the matter.. everyone fizzling out? :awesome:


Hmm, Hess thats what I'm noticing too XP

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Original post by ravioliyears
Hmm, Hess thats what I'm noticing too XP

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I've been meaning to ask, are you Indium? :K:
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Indian couple on their wedding night, surveys a bed of nails...
Woman says "please Rashid, not on our wedding night"
Lol i was on a whole other wavelength.
ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
TEACHER: Sodium

Get it? Sodium = NA..
Original post by wajeeh1364
ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
TEACHER: Sodium

Get it? Sodium = NA..


Original post by wajeeh1364
ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
TEACHER: Sodium

Get it? Sodium = NA..


Original post by ActuallyIDo


Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.
Original post by BlueBlueBells
Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.


Original post by BlueBlueBells
Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.


Oxygen Hydroxide no you di'int :eek:

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Original post by SeanFM
I've been meaning to ask, are you Indium? :K:


As a Matter of fact, yes iodine am... Why?? Lol

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Why does the fu*k-all-berry have square roots?
Because it multiplies by itself…
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Oxygen Hydroxide no you di'int :eek:



Bring it Oxygen Nitrogen :h:

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