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Original post by difeo
Not taking female advice from anyone who spends every weekend on TSR and fifa pro clubs tbh


Tbh once you get to the dating stage it's not really hard from there. Take them out somewhere imaginative(aka not just a restaurant where you're paying £30 for a meal from the nearest shopping centre), then obviously make a good evening out of it.

I honestly cba with girls though but once you get to dating it's not hard from there. Then again I tend to attract the types who I know are definitely into me...
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Original post by SA-1
Her: "So, how was your weekend?"

Luke: "I.. umm"

*sits up straight* "I.."

*clears throat* "Lucio scored many goals while playing online with his virtual friends!"

...long awkward pause...

Her:"Um.. who's Lucio.. & can we get the bill please?"

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Luke: you're not leaving are you? I've not told you how that prick difeo rates Azziz higher than me!
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Original post by zKlown
Luke: you're not leaving are you? I've not told you how that prick difeo rates Azziz higher than me!


I'm not really someone to be compared to tbh. It's a bit unfair on you..

Don't take it to heart, my man..

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Original post by zKlown
Luke: you're not leaving are you? I've not told you how that prick difeo rates Azziz higher than me!


Bitch pls, after last night I'm not worried about that at all :wink:

Screw you all, me and dirty will just play by ourselves :smile:
Original post by SA-1
I'm not really someone to be compared to tbh. It's a bit unfair on you..

Don't take it to heart, my man..

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Next time you score 7 goals in 4 games in division 2, you let me know son.

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Original post by Lúcio
Next time you score 7 goals in 4 games in division 2, you let me know son.

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Will do boo

Will probably be when you leave the game after getting rekd, and I lead the attack xox

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Original post by Lúcio
Next time you score 7 goals in 4 games in division 2, you let me know son.

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Original post by SA-1
Will do boo

Will probably be when you leave the game after getting rekd, and I lead the attack xox

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must suck to not be undisputed first choice in your position :awesome:
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Original post by difeo
must suck to not be undisputed first choice in your position :awesome:


For real, you'd think so wouldn't you?

It's one of them ones where you gotta accommodate someone who's less versatile.

Ya know, like Messi was moved to the wing to accommodate Suarez..

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Original post by difeo
must suck to not be undisputed first choice in your position :awesome:


You talking to me or azizz because it's pretty clear who gets pushed out wide when we play 4-3-3 :smile:
Original post by SA-1
For real, you'd think so wouldn't you?

It's one of them ones where you gotta accommodate someone who's less versatile.

Ya know, like Messi was moved to the wing to accommodate Suarez..

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LOL bitch pls

Do I need to mention stats? :biggrin:
You all like to make fun of me but the fact is that I always contribute.

Seems like all you do is lose us possession :wink:
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Original post by SA-1
For real, you'd think so wouldn't you?

It's one of them ones where you gotta accommodate someone who's less versatile.

Ya know, like Messi was moved to the wing to accommodate Suarez..

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Original post by Lúcio
You talking to me or azizz because it's pretty clear who gets pushed out wide when we play 4-3-3 :smile:


2 very different ways of looking at it there lel

Original post by Lúcio
LOL bitch pls

Do I need to mention stats? :biggrin:
You all like to make fun of me but the fact is that I always contribute.

Seems like all you do is lose us possession :wink:


Is it possible to see your stats only as striker? As obviously SA-1 plays upfront less so you'd expect him to have worse goal stats
Original post by difeo
2 very different ways of looking at it there lel



Is it possible to see your stats only as striker? As obviously SA-1 plays upfront less so you'd expect him to have worse goal stats


Nah, for the club you only see overall stats.

I've played in defence 4 or 5 times but yeah aside from that mine are all up front.
Even so, the ratio is so different that I don't think it matters mate.

As much as you all hate to give me nothing but abuse, but Lúcio is the man up front.
Back me up please Dirtybit :frown:
Reply 992
Is difeo trying to stir **** up?

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Original post by Lúcio
Nah, for the club you only see overall stats.

I've played in defence 4 or 5 times but yeah aside from that mine are all up front.
Even so, the ratio is so different that I don't think it matters mate.

As much as you all hate to give me nothing but abuse, but Lúcio is the man up front.
Back me up please Dirtybit :frown:


Tbh I think a lot of it is because you can't defend yourself, we'll be talking on mic and shots get fired at you but you can't reply so it keeps going

In conclusion, get a mic m8
Reply 994
Original post by SA-1
Is difeo trying to stir **** up?

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no need for that, it was already getting heated before I commented
Reply 995
Original post by difeo
Tbh I think a lot of it is because you can't defend yourself, we'll be talking on mic and shots get fired at you but you can't reply so it keeps going

In conclusion, get a mic m8


That & your reactions are generally priceless :lol:

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My stats are impressive for a winger.

Just throwing it out there.
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Original post by Lúcio
Nah, for the club you only see overall stats.

I've played in defence 4 or 5 times but yeah aside from that mine are all up front.
Even so, the ratio is so different that I don't think it matters mate.

As much as you all hate to give me nothing but abuse, but Lúcio is the man up front.
Back me up please Dirtybit :frown:


Get a mic first :wink:
Iz we coming online today? Usual time ofc
Original post by Dirtybit
Get a mic first :wink:


I'll sort it when I stop working 6 days per week :frown:

Anybody on 6-7 ish?

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