Tbh, I'm not that bad a drunk from that point of view....
I did see the police up ahead and then kick a sign over (was only 17, so an immature idiot) and then ball "f*** the police!" To which I duly got a written warning (only an issue of you re-offend).
Agree to go to a strip club with the boys when in a relationship. When a snapchat was taken (phones are banned but my friend got a really short video in) that didn't go down great with her admittedly but meh. I survived.
My friends are far worse, absolute liabilities.
Taking £500 out for a 'full-service'.
Jumping balconies from 5 stories up. I'd been passed out and just woke up at like 8pm (abroad, lads holiday) and was sober (well as sober as you ever are on holiday) and walked around and opened the door. Thank god I wasn't drunk.
Many people I know have been picked up by the police, found in random places.
Two of my friends drove to Newcastle (couple hours drive) and back smashed when 17 as one had experienced a breakup. 17 year old me found this story very amusing but now I just think thank god they didn't kill anyone. I've become so boring...
I remember my friend dropping me off after a party mid-morning. He had no top on, sunglasses not properly on and slurring his speech badly (mum noticed I was still drunk) and he just drove off. My mum went mental at me for accepting that lift once I'd sobered up.
The most stupid thing I ever did (just remembered) undoubtedly is to do my neknomination.
Downed 35cl of vodka plus 60% Absinthe to fill a pint glass. Disasterous decision.
That's the things I can remember off the top of my head.