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Original post by fire_and_ice
Scared af. I just opened the door to who I thought would be the post man, but it was a window cleaning dude who began asking where my parents are and how old I am and that I look "well pretty"...


Yeah, sorry that was your Devdas just keeping an eye on you :wink:
I'm just stalking, I mean "doing intense research of an individual". :ninja:


:rofl:
Original post by fire_and_ice
Scared af. I just opened the door to who I thought would be the post man, but it was a window cleaning dude who began asking where my parents are and how old I am and that I look "well pretty"...

1.

Lock the doors and close all windows

2.

Get hold of a knife

3.

Crawl around your house while looking outside the windows

Original post by nucdev
Yeah, sorry that was your Devdas just keeping an eye on you :wink:
I'm just stalking, I mean "doing intense research of an individual". :ninja:


:rofl:


Since when were you did you become a window cleaner, Devdas? :K:
Original post by fire_and_ice
Since when were you did you become a window cleaner, Devdas? :K:


I'll do anything and everything to keep an eye on you :wink:
Original post by _I_

1.

Lock the doors and close all windows

2.

Get hold of a knife

3.

Crawl around your house while looking outside the windows



LOL! :lol:

I won't be needing to do that anymore, thankfully. Although I do know where my dad keeps his cricket bats :colone:
Original post by nucdev
I'll do anything and everything to keep an eye on you :wink:


Stop being a creep Dev...

Also, since when did you become a chavvy gora? :laugh:
Original post by fire_and_ice
Stop being a creep Dev...

Also, since when did you become a chavvy gora? :laugh:


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Something's happened over the last few days to turn me into a proper tharki saala.
Original post by nucdev
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Something's happened over the last few days to turn me into a proper tharki saala.


I've noticed... :lol:

You gotta stop this, mummy ji won't be happy with a besharam beta.
So I'm really happy cause I got called into work and I need money but annoyed bc I don't wanna work :angry:
Original post by fire_and_ice
I've noticed... :lol:

You gotta stop this, mummy ji won't be happy with a besharam beta.


She'll be happy as long as I bring home a cat-loving, chocolate eating wife :wink:

:rofl::rofl:
Original post by nucdev
She'll be happy as long as I bring home a cat-loving, chocolate eating wife :wink:

:rofl::rofl:


Here we go again :naughty:

I highly doubt she'll be happy tbh, she is Desi after all (and that's not enough for her) :frown:
Original post by fire_and_ice
Here we go again :naughty:

I highly doubt she'll be happy tbh, she is Desi after all (and that's not enough for her) :frown:


Lool it's now a bimaari.

Meh, well she's quite easy going - I'm sure it'll be fine.
Saddened to hear that David Bowie has passed away :frown: RIP you legend! :biggrin:

Apart from that I'm quite content :h:
Original post by Indeterminate
Saddened to hear that David Bowie has passed away :frown: RIP you legend! :biggrin:

Apart from that I'm quite content :h:


Amen to that. I'm still a little in shock.
Original post by acupofgreentea
Amen to that. I'm still a little in shock.


Same here :redface:

His immense contribution will, nevertheless, be remembered forever! :h:
In the words of the great philosopher, Pharell: happyyyyy.

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Wasted hours procrastinating and now I have an exam tomorrow I know nothing about, ****kkkkkk
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Who is gonna make the new thread? Nearly there!
Feeling quite disheartened. :redface:

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