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Would you do this for one night with Kim Kardashian..?

There are three rooms, in the third room is kim on a kingsize bed covered in rose petals, there is champagne and chocolates in the room also. In order to get to the third room and unlock the door you have to pass room one and two. In room one is Catlyin Jenner who you must passionately kiss for 3 minutes to advance to room two... in room two layd Kanye West who you must fight for a total of 20 minutes without getting knocked out or throwing the towel in.. complete these tasks to get the key to unlock the third room where you make the rules.

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Reply 1
I'd just check out some HD porn. Your scenario is too much effort and not worthy of a sperm.
I would rather murder my entire family with a Kalashnikov than spend a night with Kim Kardashian.
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Original post by Davalla
I'd just check out some HD porn. Your scenario is too much effort and not worthy of a sperm.


Original post by driftawaay
I would rather murder my entire family with a Kalashnikov than spend a night with Kim Kardashian.


Sigh why not just be honest, if this was a real scenario you wouldn't hesitate.. easy to act like you're too good for her online. In reality you'd sell your own mothers.

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I would sleep with Bruce Jenner just so I could spend one night banging Kim fam
I think many people might kiss Jenner just for the opportunity to knock out Kanye West, and then go home.
I wouldn't do anything for Kim Kardashian. The only talent she has is polluting the internet with her huge 'ass'et.
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Original post by Souljer
Sigh why not just be honest, if this was a real scenario you wouldn't hesitate.. easy to act like you're too good for her online. In reality you'd sell your own mothers.


I actually implied that I was too good for your pointless hypothetical scenarios. Tool.
I mean Kim K is hot. (Fake, but super hot idc) but I'm too lazy for any of that stuff.
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Original post by Davalla
I actually implied that I was too good for your pointless hypothetical scenarios. Tool.


You're too generic for my scenarios, you lack creativity..just another bot tbh.

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Reply 10
Original post by San pellegrino
I would sleep with Bruce Jenner just so I could spend one night banging Kim fam


Real nukka do real things.

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Original post by Souljer
Real nukka do real things.

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You get me G
Original post by Souljer
You're too generic for my scenarios, you lack creativity..just another bot tbh.

You question my creativity?
How's this for creative:
Right now I am fantasizing about putting your mother in a white dress and as we walk down the isle, I kick you in the face as she laughs and calls you a stupid boy - much like Captain Mainwaring says "You stupid boy" in Dad's Army. Then, we make love.

That concept is still more realistic than yours.
Original post by San pellegrino
Why is it always the ugly ones that are bare bitter,fix up your face fam,looking tacky af


Woman calls famous woman hot = woman being bitter. Great logic there.

It sounds like you're the bitter one here, having to resort to insulting strangers online. I am very envious of your life.
I'd avoid all 3 rooms

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Kiss a man, then get severely beaten up and killed by a black man? There's no way I'm making it to room 3, so I can't participate in this challenge.
wtf is this. Two clicks away from all the porn in the world and you want us to make some effort to sleep with some ugly trampy American attention whore
Original post by San pellegrino
You called her fake,didn't understand why you had to add that when your face looks like a clown,take it easy with the make up famalam


Being fake isn't unattractive to me, people often use it as an insult when I call her hot - 'but she's so fake!', thus I put in that I already know she is fake, I then said 'but I don't care' - I still find her hot.

I'm wearing lipstick, mascara, face powder and eyebrow powder in my avatar - SO MUCH MAKEUP!!! I'm done responding to you now anyway - maybe one day you'll be secure enough in yourself that you need not attack strangers online.
Original post by San pellegrino
Why is it always the ugly ones that are bare bitter,fix up your face fam,looking tacky af


How is she being bitter? What she said was true...
Original post by driftawaay
I would rather murder my entire family with a Kalashnikov than spend a night with Kim Kardashian.


never a truer word been spoken

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