My mums a gold digger and I can't stand it.
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Original post by Mancini
How do you know you aren't the milkman's son after your mother behaves like this ?
Trust me, I know my dad is my dad.
lol is your mum a church goer?
So your mum uses her meat lips to procur strange brut smelling mens seed. Its not great for you but you have to accept she is a strong independent woman who can make her own choices
Original post by Anonymous
Trust me, I know my dad is my dad.
The line wasn't meant to be taken so seriously but since you are taking it seriously I will tell you many men are indeed raising another men's child after their wife has cheated. So you could actually be the milkman's son.
Original post by Betelgeuse-
So your mum uses her meat lips to procur strange brut smelling mens seed. Its not great for you but you have to accept she is a strong independent woman who can make her own choices
Thanks, but I've seen your posts, they're kinda racist. I can't take philosophy from a racist, sorry.
Original post by Anonymous
Trust me, I know my dad is my dad.
They all say that.
Original post by Noodle0
Hey man, I do level 1 btec plumbing, let me know if she has any problems with her pipes or drains.
She we will see to your pipes gnomesayn
Original post by Mancini
The line wasn't meant to be taken so seriously but since you are taking it seriously I will tell you many men are indeed raising another men's child after their wife has cheated. So you could actually be the milkman's son.
we used to joke about that with my brother. As he looks nothing like my sister and myself
Original post by Anonymous
Thanks, but I've seen your posts, they're kinda racist. I can't take philosophy from a racist, sorry.
No worries. God speed soldier (At least your not kinda racist like me, someone always has it worse of which i am a good example)
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by Anonymous
Hi,
So I'm 19 and my Mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, I was like "Oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, I found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and I'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
So I'm 19 and my Mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, I was like "Oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, I found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and I'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
if this is true, feel bad for you OP.
Imagine having a sloot as your role model....must feel bad
Also, your mum is a bit of a sick ****. Why is she telling you this stuff? No child should have to hear abt their parent's sex life
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by TheReader
Don't know what I'd do if my mom was Kim Kardashian.
Have mad respect for Kim actually.
Used her assets (i.e. her vagina) to climb her way to the top. Have to admire the hustle even if you dont agree with it
Ahahahaha
^ Imagine that dirty old builder
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^ Imagine that dirty old builder
Original post by Zweihander
Have mad respect for Kim actually.
Used her assets (i.e. her vagina) to climb her way to the top. Have to admire the hustle even if you dont agree with it
Used her assets (i.e. her vagina) to climb her way to the top. Have to admire the hustle even if you dont agree with it
I actually agree with this.
She was just a generic middle class daughter of a lawyer, now she has a reality TV show, houses across America, modelling contracts etc.
The same people who hate Kim Kardashian, are the same people who love Kate Middleton, who in my mind is the equivalent of a prostitute living off state handouts. At least Kim K showed some initiative.
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Original post by Zweihander
Have mad respect for Kim actually.
Used her assets (i.e. her vagina) to climb her way to the top. Have to admire the hustle even if you dont agree with it
Used her assets (i.e. her vagina) to climb her way to the top. Have to admire the hustle even if you dont agree with it
Original post by SonOfTheGun
I actually agree with this.
She was just a generic middle class daughter of a lawyer, now she has a reality TV show, houses across America, modelling contracts etc.
The same people who hate Kim Kardashian, are the same people who love Kate Middleton, who in my mind is the equivalent of a prostitute living off state handouts. At least Kim K showed some initiative.
She was just a generic middle class daughter of a lawyer, now she has a reality TV show, houses across America, modelling contracts etc.
The same people who hate Kim Kardashian, are the same people who love Kate Middleton, who in my mind is the equivalent of a prostitute living off state handouts. At least Kim K showed some initiative.
Don't turn this thread into a Kim Kardashian thread please.
Original post by SonOfTheGun
I actually agree with this.
She was just a generic middle class daughter of a lawyer, now she has a reality TV show, houses across America, modelling contracts etc.
The same people who hate Kim Kardashian, are the same people who love Kate Middleton, who in my mind is the equivalent of a prostitute living off state handouts. At least Kim K showed some initiative.
She was just a generic middle class daughter of a lawyer, now she has a reality TV show, houses across America, modelling contracts etc.
The same people who hate Kim Kardashian, are the same people who love Kate Middleton, who in my mind is the equivalent of a prostitute living off state handouts. At least Kim K showed some initiative.
I'm not sure how you can respect that and think it's great, literally any woman with low self respect can do that. It's not very hard to make porn and sell sex.
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Original post by Mancini
I'm not sure how you can respect that and think it's great, literally any woman with low self respect can do that. It's not very hard to make porn and sell sex.
If every woman with low self-respect can do that, I think there would be far more rich women in the world.
Original post by Foo.mp3
Seems you've confused gold digger with hoe* OP 
Thanks douchebag.
Original post by Anonymous
Hi,
So I'm 19 and my Mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, I was like "Oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, I found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and I'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
So I'm 19 and my Mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, I was like "Oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, I found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and I'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
Firstly, that is NOT gold digging. in the slightest. but i can see how it can be worrying oruncomfortable especially if its your mum
she's using sex to get stuff but its not gold digging
secondly, why are you worried someone will do this toyou? surely that would only happen if you were offering a service (e.g. chicken and chips, building work, idk what ever else) and you actively gave into a girls sexual advances or flirting instead of payment or in response
it would be different if your mum was tricking these people into having sex without them realising she'd take their services lol.
Original post by anonymous
hi,
so i'm 19 and my mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, i was like "oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, i found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and i'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
so i'm 19 and my mum went and got me some fried chicken and chips.
She came back and started joking about how she fluttered her eyelashes at him to give some more food, i was like "oh" and then she said how she was joking and that it was a lie. I knew it wasn't.
I also found out the guy who fixes our house now and again she used sleep with to pay him off, i found out and she said how it's not right but she needs things fixed, and how we're not doing too bad out of it.
She also told some other stories about using other guys.
I'm a guy and i'm just worried crapless that a female is going to do this to me.
I just dunno how to feel about this.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im dead.
Whoever is the op, pm me u got banter xd
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