Can anyone describe surgery as gory and disgusting as possible?

Try a few lines in effort to make others cringe. Also, how could you describe needles piercing the skin in a cringy way?

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Reply 1

the bear

ermm which GCSE is this required for ? :holmes:

Reply 2

geniequeen48

Original post by the bear

ermm which GCSE is this required for ? :holmes:

Lol speaking and listening english language.

Reply 3

geniequeen48

Anyone? Mine doesn't sound very convincing lol.

Reply 4

Democracy

It isn't disgusting or even particularly gory if it's done right.

Reply 5

username2336123

Watch an episode or two of Holby City on iPlayer to give you some ideas

Reply 6

geniequeen48

I know, but to catch the audience's attention I want to make it sound like the worst thing ever and then go on to talk about my fascination for surgery.

Original post by Democracy

It isn't disgusting or even particularly gory if it's done right.

Reply 7

Ekno

Putting a toothpick in between your big toe nail and the toe, then kicking a door

Reply 8

geniequeen48

Original post by tiffin_bits

Watch an episode or two of Holby City on iPlayer to give you some ideas

Lololol okay thanks

Reply 9

geniequeen48

Original post by Ekno

Putting a toothpick in between your big toe nail and the toe, then kicking a door

Reply 10

ozmo19

Original post by geniequeen48

I know, but to catch the audience's attention I want to make it sound like the worst thing ever and then go on to talk about my fascination for surgery.

Why not back up your fascination with everything good about surgery, You could describe a horrid situation and how surgery fixes it.

This should have the same affect

Reply 11

geniequeen48

Original post by ozmo19

Why not back up your fascination with everything good about surgery, You could describe a horrid situation and how surgery fixes it.

This should have the same affect

I will thank you :biggrin:

Reply 12

Rorschach II

Consent form, with a massive list of things that could/have gone wrong in surgery.

For cataracts...
- Equipment to keep the eye open
- Drops in eye
- Needle in eye
- Conscious and looking out of eye still
- Scalpel (while looking out) in eye
- Sonic blasts to break it up
- Hoover broken bits

All while conscious. :smile:

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 13

Another

If you want gore, I say go for the eyes/face because that's probably the area humans are most squeamish about. Pictures of face surgeries are just about the one thing I can't stomach.

Or the digestive tract. Nothing better than breakfast spilling all over the table 'cause the surgeon's hand slipped. (What on earth is the context for this?)

Reply 14

geniequeen48

Original post by XcitingStuart

What if the patient's face was covered? Idk why but I find putting a needle in an eye very funny. It's like jelly or when playing with a fish's eye with a fork.

Reply 15

geniequeen48

Oh okay, focus more on the face then cheers.

Original post by Another

Reply 16

ByronicHero

I cut my head and/or face open numerous times as a child and my mum would just use butterfly stitches and send me back out to play. It was a different time.