The Life and Times of Andy98

Hello world.

Now this is a story all about how my flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell about me from when I started watching Bel Air.

Did that work? I'm not sure it did. Ahh well it was worth a shot. I'd just like to say that this won't be in the standard blogging format, because there are some instances where even I fail to find the words and this is my first real attempt. So there are some things that I may well write in the form of a rap verse because I find it easier, also some things will have to be put in spoilers as potential triggers.

So, where do I start? You'll find that one out later, probably when I find out

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

That moment when people born in '98 are writing their memoirs and you realise just how old you are

That moment when people born in '98 are writing their memoirs and you realise just how old you are

I was born in '98 too!

in.

Woo!






Welcome to my abode

Humble abode.

Nahhhh I'm not humble

:lol;

edited

Hello world.

Hi Andy Pandy,

I see that you've removed "TSR's resident rap god" from your profile. That's good.

Have a nice day.

Davallola.

*Note that I put "Davallola" in purposely; I did not misspell "Davalla"

Yeah, got bored of having a joke title that people kept taking seriously

People are scum aren't they?

Yo Andy98, we ever gon' hear any of these sik raps. where can I find them?? :0