Post Your Favourite Inspirational Quotes :)

Not sure if this is inspirational but I really like,
“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer"

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail. Explore. Dream. Discover.ough times never last, but tough people do It Once, Do It Right. Get It Over With!

I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!!

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Save paper, don’t do home work.

Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.

If you don't appreciate my presence I'll give you the gift of my absence

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They aren't laughing now

I still enjoy sex at 68...I mean I live in 66 so it's no journey

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Haha great ones as usual!

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Thank you

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Haha I love those last four! Thanks for the humour but I have to say my favourite is that first one. Is that one of your own or did you get it from somewhere?

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Haha me too. No it's not mine, unfortunately. I save these to my phone to cheer me up. I've been looking at them a lot recently. They're fab!

Haha me too. No it's not mine, unfortunately. I save these to my phone to cheer me up. I've been looking at them a lot recently. They're fab!

If you don't appreciate my presence I'll give you the gift of my absence

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They aren't laughing now

I still enjoy sex at 68...I mean I live in 66 so it's no journey

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Any time

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Two of mine were Bob Monkhouse - the other was Royce Da 5'9

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Cool I never would have guessed that

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Hahaha, I thought you might cotton on to Royce

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Two of mine were Bob Monkhouse - the other was Royce Da 5'9

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Nahh, when did he say that?

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My brother loves bob Monkhouse so I've heard loads of his. I like the ones about the mother in law!

Vegas:

Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence


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Oh I haven't listened to that one before.

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For some reason I couldn't quote you. Anway, I'll watch out for that when I listen to it which will probably be tomorrow

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