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Why are we worried about bringing academy players through? We're Manchester United, we're ****ing rich bro, leave academy bull **** to poverty clubs like Southampton.

Do Bayern worry about academy bull ****? Do Real? Barcelona have brainwashed everybody into thinking we need to find the new 8 year old Lionel - not going to happen. Let Southampton find him, then we'll buy him for 200m when he's 21.
Original post by swirly
Chelsea's youth team won 4 out of 6 FA youth cups and he didn't convincingly bring through a single player.


And realistically, who is good enough for the Chelsea squad? RLC, Zouma have come through, Baker, Ake, Bamford, Solanke, Kalas, Christensen are all probably PL quality, but certainly not top 4 players, at this moment in time anyway.


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Original post by Manchester United
Why are we worried about bringing academy players through? We're Manchester United, we're ****ing rich bro, leave academy bull **** to poverty clubs like Southampton.

Do Bayern worry about academy bull ****? Do Real? Barcelona have brainwashed everybody into thinking we need to find the new 8 year old Lionel - not going to happen. Let Southampton find him, then we'll buy him for 200m when he's 21.


Sigh.
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Original post by Manchester United
Why are we worried about bringing academy players through? We're Manchester United, we're ****ing rich bro, leave academy bull **** to poverty clubs like Southampton.

Do Bayern worry about academy bull ****? Do Real? Barcelona have brainwashed everybody into thinking we need to find the new 8 year old Lionel - not going to happen. Let Southampton find him, then we'll buy him for 200m when he's 21.


:rofl:

Was genuinely convinced we had a dire fanbase. If that opinion is common then you give us a solid run for our money.

Pls understand the pun

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Original post by KeyToSuccess
And realistically, who is good enough for the Chelsea squad? RLC, Zouma have come through, Baker, Ake, Bamford, Solanke, Kalas, Christensen are all probably PL quality, but certainly not top 4 players, at this moment in time anyway.


Have they?

Mourinho had the whole second half of 2014/15 to bring them through, the league was over. But he botched it like a mother****er. Zouma only started getting regular starts when Cahill's form dropped this season.
Original post by KeyToSuccess
And realistically, who is good enough for the Chelsea squad? RLC, Zouma have come through, Baker, Ake, Bamford, Solanke are all probably PL quality, but certainly not top 4 players.


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SAF would already have Bamford as the top league goalscorer ffs.

Ake doing big things for Watford no? Could he really have been much worse than Mikel who still gets minutes.
Original post by Kenan and Kel
Sigh.


Come on Kel. It's like putting up with an ugly girl in the hope she'll grow into a 10. Why not just keep hittin' the 10's?
Original post by KeyToSuccess
And realistically, who is good enough for the Chelsea squad? RLC, Zouma have come through, Baker, Ake, Bamford, Solanke, Kalas, Christensen are all probably PL quality, but certainly not top 4 players, at this moment in time anyway.


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Don't need to be top 4 players to get into the Chelsea team!!!!!
Original post by Manchester United
Come on Kel. It's like putting up with an ugly girl in the hope she'll grow into a 10. Why not just keep hittin' the 10's?


the guys that locked down those 5/10 nerd girls in sixth form, have bagged themselves winners tbh.
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Original post by swirly
the guys that locked down those 5/10 nerd girls in sixth form, have bagged themselves winners tbh.


Looks start becoming more perm in 6th form.

Them year 11 guys who'd lock down year 9s expecting them to be 10/10s and realise that they're actually clapped when they hit uni are funnier ones

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Original post by Manchester United
Come on Kel. It's like putting up with an ugly girl in the hope she'll grow into a 10. Why not just keep hittin' the 10's?


Because when she grows in to a 10 she'll still have the personality/self-esteem of a 5 and she'll love that you were with her the whole time.

Don't you ever see those Facebook posts where a 2/10 guy has a 9.5/10 girlfriend? Come on man, keep up!
Original post by Manchester United
Come on Kel. It's like putting up with an ugly girl in the hope she'll grow into a 10. Why not just keep hittin' the 10's?


That is the same mentality Adam Johnson had :tongue:
Original post by Manchester United
Come on Kel. It's like putting up with an ugly girl in the hope she'll grow into a 10. Why not just keep hittin' the 10's?


You need the right mix tbh. Tradition is important.

The only 10/10 we've signed that's ever been a huge success here is Cantona.
Original post by SA-1
Looks start becoming more perm in 6th form.

Them year 11 guys who'd lock down year 9s expecting them to be 10/10s and realise that they're actually clapped when they hit uni are funnier ones

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so true :rofl:

nerd girls aged so much better, like a fine wine.
Original post by Kenan and Kel
You need the right mix tbh. Tradition is important.

The only 10/10 we've signed that's ever been a huge success here is Cantona.


Tevez

Carrick?
Original post by Lúcio
Because when she grows in to a 10 she'll still have the personality/self-esteem of a 5 and she'll love that you were with her the whole time.

Don't you ever see those Facebook posts where a 2/10 guy has a 9.5/10 girlfriend? Come on man, keep up!


But the chances of growing into the 10 is small, why take the risk? Why not just start off at 10? If they decline, dump and jump.
Original post by swirly
Tevez

Carrick?


Lol @ Tevez, maybe if he stayed a bit longer

Carrick? I guess, he wasn't a superstar when we signed him though
Ronaldo is the perfect example. Let Sporting provide the nappies and teach him how to tie his shoes, then we take him after he dominates the mighty John O'Shea in a friendly.
Original post by Kenan and Kel
Lol @ Tevez, maybe if he stayed a bit longer

Carrick? I guess, he wasn't a superstar when we signed him though


Rooney?
Original post by KeyToSuccess
And realistically, who is good enough for the Chelsea squad? RLC, Zouma have come through, Baker, Ake, Bamford, Solanke, Kalas, Christensen are all probably PL quality, but certainly not top 4 players, at this moment in time anyway.


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Bayern's success was based on their youth coming through ffs. Toni Kroos, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Lahm, Muller, Badstuber all in the first team and came through being integral parts of the 12/13 treble season.

RLC lol Mourinho just put him on the bench because Ramires is the only other option for that role, that's not bringing a player through.

Zouma was bought...

Christensen not top 4 quality, that's just retarded, he's starting for Gladbach who are challenging for top 4 and has continuously got player of the month at his time there.

Don't talk about things you don't know about.

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