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TSR Gentleman's Club

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Original post by Andy98
However, I call upon the gentleman's code to ensure no one tries to woo the TSR lady I've taken a liking to.


Spiffing idea sir.

If only to prevent Precious Illusions/Changing Skies postboxes from becoming full with multiple poetic attempts at flattery.
Original post by the bear
have just pleasured several serving wenches after polishing off a haunch of venison & a jeroboam of '64 Lafitte.

:hat2:


That's a dandy lad there, I say! :holmes:

Original post by Andy98
Ah, that is a pity. Someone will need to keep the lad in check.

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Hear, hear, fellow gent. We will be infiltrated by riffraff forthwith.
Original post by frankieboy
Spiffing idea sir.

If only to prevent Precious Illusions/Changing Skies postboxes from becoming full with multiple poetic attempts at flattery.


The word spiffing. Why, how it makes me chuckle so. *twiddles tip of handlebar moustache*
I thought thread title was like all strip videos :colone:
I have now taken ownership of this club.

Any disputes which cannot be solved by means of wit will be solved thus :



failing that, thus :



Or failing that, thus :



Side note : Rogue apostrophes will warrant immediate notification to the apostrophe police.
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Original post by frankieboy
Spiffing idea sir.

If only to prevent Precious Illusions/Changing Skies postboxes from becoming full with multiple poetic attempts at flattery.


Who mentioned them?

Original post by mango peeler
Hear, hear, fellow gent. We will be infiltrated by riffraff forthwith.


We can't be doing with that! I shall throw my gauntlet at them.

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Original post by frankieboy
I have now taken ownership of this club.

Any disputes which cannot be solved by means of wit will be solved thus :



failing that, thus :



Or failing that, thus :



Side note : Rogue apostrophes will warrant immediate notification to the apostrophe police.


Very clear rules and consequences there :wink: What's happened to Foo?

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Original post by Andy98
Who mentioned them?


An educated guess, sir.

If your intended belle is not one of these fine (*AHEM*) women, then I wish you the very best of luck in your romantic pursuit.

If it is one of those two women, I suggest you wait until they clear their inbox from all the messages the cads, bounders, and showers send them. We would wish you a clear run.
Original post by Matrix123
Very clear rules and consequences there :wink: What's happened to Foo?

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Must we refer you to the portraits above, malady? :holmes:
Another casualty of being on our bad side. He couldn't withstand our superior fencing skills :fight:
Original post by frankieboy




Oo fabby. Can I claim extra points, for being female?
Original post by Matrix123
Very clear rules and consequences there :wink: What's happened to Foo?


He will grace us soon with his presence. I understand that currently he is instructing his butler as to the purchase of a new Trilby so he can make himself presentable.
Original post by frankieboy
An educated guess, sir.

If your intended belle is not one of these fine (*AHEM*) women, then I wish you the very best of luck in your romantic pursuit.

If it is one of those two women, I suggest you wait until they clear their inbox from all the messages the cads, bounders, and showers send them. We would wish you a clear run.


My intended belle is on this very thread. Thank you sir

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Foo has been banned from the estate. We've given the new stewardess Anne Winkledinkle his room.
Original post by mango peeler
Must we refer you to the portraits above, malady? :holmes:
Another casualty of being on our bad side. He couldn't withstand our superior fencing skills :fight:


How tragic!

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Original post by DrSocSciences
Oo fabby. Can I claim extra points, for being female?


Hell no booboo :curious:

I...I mean...
why...of course not *nervously smoothes my hair* :pimp:
Original post by frankieboy
He will grace us soon with his presence. I understand that currently he is instructing his butler as to the purchase of a new Trilby so he can make himself presentable.

Ah, I see! There are some very contrasting opinions though.
Original post by mango peeler
Foo has been banned from the estate. We've given the new stewardess Anne Winkledinkle his room.




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Original post by Andy98
Who mentioned them?



We can't be doing with that! I shall throw my gauntlet at them.

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We mustn't lose our composure for substandard vermin :pierre:
Original post by frankieboy
He will grace us soon with his presence. I understand that currently he is instructing his butler as to the purchase of a new Trilby so he can make himself presentable.


No. We've arranged for him to sleep in the stables once he inadvertently claims his position as successor to the Club throne.
We've only used Foo for his rather generous contributions to our band of brotherhood :holmes:
Once we liquidate the fake enrolment fee...he is no longer.
Original post by mango peeler
Hell no booboo :curious:

I...I mean...
why...of course not *nervously smoothes my hair* :tongue:imp:


Looks like it's going to have to be me that tells you:

There's a difference between "m'lady" and "malady." Just too excruciating to allow that to persist. Sorry hun.

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