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ive not had sex but ive had other sexual experiences. id say my worst ine is being pressured and feeling obliged to give a guy oral
Original post by Anonymous
ive not had sex but ive had other sexual experiences. id say my worst ine is being pressured and feeling obliged to give a guy oral


This, lmao. I don't find the actual giving oral fiasco bad but the way its sort of expected is annoying.
Original post by stefano865
With my neighbour's dog.

Can't recommend I'm afraid.


:lolwut:
Original post by Zargabaath
gems before... fems(?)


you know it! *fist bump* :biggrin:
I got really drunk and this girl who I thought was alright (but I was so drunk to refuse) grabbed me and took me out of the club to a taxi and said to the driver go to his address and I mumbled where I lived and as I was so wasted but horny I took a viagra pill for jokes and to impress her and I ending up falling asleep with her on top of me and with the viagra obviously working..

I spoke to her on the phone that next morning and according to her she rode me for about 5 hours whilst I was passed out.. and I don't remember a second of it.

.. she went on to ignore me, I didn't see her again for a long time after that.. so no awkwardness.. but the worst one night stand for me.. though from what I can tell she had a good time and enjoyed herself.

I have no idea if I might have ejaculated and I have a secret love child out there possibly.. :colondollar:
Original post by Blondie987
you know it! *fist bump* :biggrin:


*bump*
No warm up and no lube, it hurt and i asked him to pull out and he didnt
Original post by Anonymous
No warm up and no lube, it hurt and i asked him to pull out and he didnt


What a prick.
Original post by Anonymous
I got really drunk and this girl who I thought was alright (but I was so drunk to refuse) grabbed me and took me out of the club to a taxi and said to the driver go to his address and I mumbled where I lived and as I was so wasted but horny I took a viagra pill for jokes and to impress her and I ending up falling asleep with her on top of me and with the viagra obviously working..

I spoke to her on the phone that next morning and according to her she rode me for about 5 hours whilst I was passed out.. and I don't remember a second of it.

.. she went on to ignore me, I didn't see her again for a long time after that.. so no awkwardness.. but the worst one night stand for me.. though from what I can tell she had a good time and enjoyed herself.

I have no idea if I might have ejaculated and I have a secret love child out there possibly.. :colondollar:


Isn't that rape lol?
Original post by Anonymous
No warm up and no lube, it hurt and i asked him to pull out and he didnt


How insensitive
1) She blacked out. I was laying on top of her awkwardly for 10 secs before she woke up. She told me it was because her orgasm was too intense.

2) She asked me to talk dirty to her during. I panicked and asked "Do you like it?". After she replied with a "yeah," I proceeded to stay quiet for the remainder of the encounter.
Original post by BristolFresher15
1) She blacked out. I was laying on top of her awkwardly for 10 secs before she woke up. She told me it was because her orgasm was too intense.

2) She asked me to talk dirty to her during. I panicked and asked "Do you like it?". After she replied with a "yeah," I proceeded to stay quiet for the remainder of the encounter.


lmfao

Those two experiences are so vastly different too though. One portrays you as a sex god. The other as an awkward little child. xD
Losing my virginity

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Original post by TorpidPhil
lmfao

Those two experiences are so vastly different too though. One portrays you as a sex god. The other as an awkward little child. xD


I pride myself on being a very versatile person.

Spoiler

All have been bar one.


1) losing my virginity - suspected spiking of drink, can barely remember anything but the blood

2) guy fingered me in club, I told him to stop, he didn't, his friend then came over and started kissing me whilst I was crying - can't really remember how I got away

3) had to share a bed with guy after a night out, was pretty much asleep/unconscious and could feel him touching m but was trying to ignore him. Didn't know he'd had sex with me till he said "**** I think I came in you"

:undefined:sigh
Got my dick stuck in a toaster
the worst thing ever was when my bf shoot his lode in my ear, I could not hear for weeks. It was all gooey every time I moved my head I could feel it moving about.
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Isn't that rape lol?


more like utter ********

5hr taxi ride kk.

Also 5 hours, who has got time for that.

Almost same time for 3 gce maths exams...

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