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Can I punch you right in the face?

For £20?

Any takers?

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Yeah ok.
Reply 2
Only one person wants in? Shame.
Original post by Yawn!
Only one person wants in? Shame.


I wonder why...
Reply 4
Original post by hxfsxh
I wonder why...


I know, right? Who wouldn't want to give me £20 to punch them in the face?
Why would I pay you to punch me???
I'll let you do it for free!!
Reply 7
Original post by Blondie987
Why would I pay you to punch me???


Because that's how the world works. You pay, and then you receive.
Reply 8
Original post by defenestrated
I'll let you do it for free!!


No, no, you misunderstand. You pay me £20. And then I punch you in the face.
Reply 9
I will pay you £40 to punch antipol and @Zargabaath in the face for me. I don't like to get my hands dirty.
No. That would hurt. Ouch.
Reply 11
Original post by lustawny
I will pay you £40 to punch antipol and @Zargabaath in the face for me.


It's tempting, but I don't want to branch out into hit jobs just yet.

They're going to have to cough up their own money, and get in the queue like everyone else. :colonhash:
you might have 100 followers, but i have a nemesis :rofl: @Ethereal World

Original post by lustawny
I will pay you £40 to punch antipol and @Zargabaath in the face for me. I don't like to get my hands dirty.
Reply 13
Original post by Zargabaath
you might have 100 followers, but i have a nemesis :rofl: @Ethereal World


So you'd get a free punch?
Good idea, you typical Gujju :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Reply 14
Original post by Carrot_Cake_13
No. That would hurt. Ouch.


That's right. I provide 100% 'Grade A' quality pain. And if you can find a better deal anywhere else, and by better deal, I mean a better deal for me, I guarantee to charge you that higher price!
Original post by nucdev
So you'd get a free punch?
Good idea, you typical Gujju :rofl::rofl::rofl:


hahaha, can't turn it down if it's free :lol:
Original post by Yawn!
No, no, you misunderstand. You pay me £20. And then I punch you in the face.


ohhh
then
no wtf
who's got that kind of money lying around
Reply 17
Original post by defenestrated
ohhh
then
no wtf
who's got that kind of money lying around


Okay, madam. I do you best price. £19.99.
Actually I'm getting a vibe that your punches are pretty lazy @Yawn!
Reply 19
Original post by Carrot_Cake_13
Actually I'm getting a vibe that your punches are pretty lazy @Yawn!


You dare to insult the quality of my product! :angry:

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