What are the funniest (or the strangest) dreams you've ever had at night?

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I had one where I dated some girl I know that I'm in no way attracted to and then she went weird and blanked me. The funny part (to me) was at one point a teacher told me that in order to do the spreadsheet work for the class (she was an English teacher, confusingly enough), I would have to download Microsoft wrekcel. In the dream I totally failed to acknowledge it, but found it weirdly hilarious once I woke up.

I've also had one where I decided to run away from a lesson at school, like sanic. In running away I got caught by some year 7s and their teacher doing some form of fieldwork, and ended up getting taken back to school. I became bezzie m8s with one of these year 7s, and then it was time for my detention. This was held in what I can only describe as a cheap knock-off of the forbidden forest from Harry Potter. There was a pond thing (in the context of the dream everybody called it a lake, but it was smol), and next to it was a pile of green stuff, like a pile of hay but I think it was dank kush or something. Apparently my detention was to swim through the pond, but before that a cameo appearance was made by a northern, shaved Dumbledore. We had a conversation like the following:

Dumbledore: Come on m8 this'll be easy
Me: m8 that lake is poisoned and has acid in it and I've gotta swim underwater
Dumbedore: Oh yeah that's a bit of a deal innit

At that point he wandered off and then I woke up ultimately confused. I've never forgiven Dumbledore for being such a useless sack of ****, though.

Reply 21

scnotcrazy

Original post by mango peeler

I'm calling Warner Bros. now.
Don't try to stop me!

noice

lol

Reply 22

username2224711

Original post by Dinasaurus

Last night actually, I dreamt that I was diagnosed with cancer and I was told I only had weeks to live. I looked at all the plans I had for myself, going to university, getting a job, having kids and a family and I realised I couldn't do any of that. I then went back to my old school to say goodbye to my friends and I tried to joke that I was going to die in a few weeks but most thought I was joking until I couldn't really joke any more. It was kind of awkward. Then I went home, I woke up before I had the chance to die in my dream fortunately.

Omg. I had a dream like that once as well. But I died in it. So when I fully closed my eyes in the dream, I woke up.

Hate it when that happens -_-

Reply 23

Dinasaurus

Original post by ravioliyears

Omg. I had a dream like that once as well. But I died in it. So when I fully closed my eyes in the dream, I woke up.

Hate it when that happens -_-

The worst part is the dream me took the news way better than I would, if I was told I had weeks to live. I'd flip out and go insane. I'd probably cry for hours on end.

I honestly think I've yet to die in a dream, I always wake up before.

Reply 24

TheGreatImposter

Original post by ravioliyears

Haha you're really not. I've had much worse lmao :rofl:

you should share some of yours! :smile:

Original post by Dinasaurus

Damn, that's intense. I've died in a dream before and it's so bizarre omg.

Original post by mango peeler

I'm calling Warner Bros. now.
Don't try to stop me!

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time :music:

Let's do this ting and title it "The attack of the lions (In Mordor) ft. evil masked girl"

Reply 25

Dinasaurus

Original post by TheGreatImposter

you should share some of yours! :smile:

Damn, that's intense. I've died in a dream before and it's so bizarre omg.

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time :music:

Let's do this ting and title it "The attack of the lions (In Mordor) ft. evil masked girl"

When I awoke, at first I kind of forgot about it for a few minutes. Then when I suddenly realised that I was actually fine and that I wasn't going to die soon, I felt so relieved.

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username2224711

Original post by TheGreatImposter

you should share some of yours! :smile:

The one I had last night was about this character call Wo Fat in Hawaii-Five 0 and he legit scares the **** out of me on TV and I had a dream he was tryna kill me. The five-o team couldn't help me because he already killed them so I was ****ed.

Reply 27

scnotcrazy

Original post by Dinasaurus

OMG that would be so scary and sad!!!!!!!

Reply 28

TheGreatImposter

Original post by Dinasaurus

When I awoke, at first I kind of forgot about it for a few minutes. Then when I suddenly realised that I was actually fine and that I wasn't going to die soon, I felt so relieved.

Original post by ravioliyears

LMAO I had to google who that was. Yeah I hate it when some serial killer is chasing you in the dream, I hope you got away safely in your dream though?

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mango peeler

Original post by TheGreatImposter

you should share some of yours! :smile:

Damn, that's intense. I've died in a dream before and it's so bizarre omg.

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time :music:

Let's do this ting and title it "The attack of the lions (In Mordor) ft. evil masked girl"

do you think the overweight 14 yr olds this clearly targets will remember all that? lol

Reply 30

username2224711

Original post by TheGreatImposter

Yeah it's such a relief to wake up and realise that you're alive. There's literally been times when I've woken up crying and sweating and it just feels so real. Sometimes old memories and dreams get mixed up in my head too (the non weird ones)

LMAO I had to google who that was. Yeah I hate it when some serial killer is chasing you in the dream, I hope you got away safely in your dream though?

Idek. 95 per cent of my dreams never make sense so I forget what happens when I wake up in the morning.

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mango peeler

Original post by Foo.mp3

No comment, your honour :erm:

#WetDreamsDem

Reply 32

oswalds

I dreamt that 6 people I knew were pregnant, and in the next couple of weeks they all announced that they were pregnant. I'm not sure if I'm psychic or I just pick up on little signs.

I also had a dream where I was in a swimming pool with a bear and a duck.

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username2224711

@TheGreatImposter I had another dream ages ago about the eastenders cast. Shirley and Kat were trying to kill me

FFS EVERYONE WANTS TO ****ING KILL ME

Spoiler

Reply 34

TheGreatImposter

Original post by mango peeler

do you think the overweight 14 yr olds this clearly targets will remember all that? lol

Obesity isn't a joke, it takes 1,530,000 lives every year *makes up statistic*

And why do you assume that these 14 year olds won't be nerds, I mean we are targeting those with supreme intelligence :wink:

Reply 35

toonervoustotalk

Original post by ravioliyears

@TheGreatImposter I had another dream ages ago about the eastenders cast. Shirley and Kat were trying to kill me

FFS EVERYONE WANTS TO ****ING KILL ME

Spoiler

Because you are Lucifer :lol:

But hope you are ok :console:

Reply 36

username2224711

Original post by toonervoustotalk

Because you are Lucifer :lol:

But hope you are ok :console:

Of course

Lool - I'm fine... why did you think I wasn't o.O

Reply 37

TheGreatImposter

Original post by ravioliyears

Idek. 95 per cent of my dreams never make sense so I forget what happens when I wake up in the morning.

Same! I want to keep a dream journal so I can write these down and perhaps one will be good enough to turn into a book.

Original post by ravioliyears

@TheGreatImposter I had another dream ages ago about the eastenders cast. Shirley and Kat were trying to kill me

FFS EVERYONE WANTS TO ****ING KILL ME

Spoiler

Shirley and Kat out of all people as well, they are usually drunk so it'll be so easy to try and get away from them lmao. Apparently dreams let you experience things in a safe way so if you were to be in a similar situation you'd know what to do so basically you're getting ninja skills as you sleep :biggrin: