Post a picture of yourself :D part III

enjoy this photo of me in very bad lighting

@Sae.HH


Do you mind explaining it to me?

I always see some people call themselves 'hardgainers' and the like; I know one guy who needed to eat ~5000 kcals a day (!) to make real gains and he wasn't a big guy to begin with.

thats extremely flattering and kind of you to say

Omg Alexion, you look so perfect!

Cute

He's been with me for as long as he's existed... damn you Rob and your dirty mind

Makes me miss my lion. He used to sit on my desk when I was ~5 and my dad told me he would scare the spiders away. I miss my lion

No hunny, it's just simply jealousy 😊
I can't be bothered.

Edit made, I meant as long as I've existed... was bought for me on my 0th birthday

Aww thx

You look like an actor from the TV show 'the 100' (forgot his character's name) !!!

Er don't call me hunny.

I'm sure he's far from jealous of someone like you.

No such thing bro, myth perpetuated by those who eat too much and those who eat too little. @WoodyMKC Drop some knowledge bombs on these young uns G

I eat a lot and don't gain weight.

No worries, handsome

Idk who was your crush but if they have seen you, I'm sure they have crush on you now #TeamAnonFailures

Then you know the feels. Treasure him forever, and never drill sexy holes into him no matter what puberty compels you to do.

Slow and fast metabolisms do actually exist. We all have differing levels of thyroid hormones and, in short, the higher your free T3 levels the faster your metabolism and the higher your TDEE. Hence why T3 is a popular drug among bodybuilders during cutting phases. However:



While we all have differing metabolisms, EVERYONE has a Total Daily Energy Expenditure. Could be 2000 calories per day, could be 5000. The simple fact is, you need to eat more calories than you burn as your TDEE to gain weight, and since we all have a TDEE, we can all gain weight, even if it means eating upwards of 5000 calories a day.

Problem with people that swear they eat loads and don't gain weight, though, is that they really don't eat much. If you calculated the caloric intake of all the food you eat on the average day, the figure probably wouldn't be huge. It's like on Supersize vs Superskinny where the skinny person swears they eat loads and the fat person doesn't know why they're fat; then the experts monitor their eating habits and it becomes obvious. Then they try each other's diets and the skinny person struggles to eat it all and the fat person is constantly hungry.

For the record, I've been the "I never put on weight and I eat loads!" guy, but looking back I now know that I used to eat **** all really

http://i.imgur.com/cS3UXW2.jpg

Have mercy on me

Hah, I wish all became, well, not-anon and nothing will be happening there it seems :3

#TeamAnonFailures

What scares me is that his tail fell off a while ago, and the hole that was left... yeah. Sewed that back on as fast as I could :3