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Best Pickup Lines

Mine goes like this:
ME: Did you know my iq is 160, so how about a blowjob?
Girl: EW NO
Me: It will be the smartest thing thats ever come out of your mouth

*Gets BJ*
That's probably the worst one I've ever heard. :redface:
Reply 2
Original post by 8igBusTyc00n
Mine goes like this:
ME: Did you know my iq is 160, so how about a blowjob?
Girl: EW NO
Me: It will be the smartest thing thats ever come out of your mouth

*Gets BJ*


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Just re-enact the Star Lord - middle finger scene, then repeat "Sorry, I didn't know how this machine worked... Hi I'm *name*"
Are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling

Can i take a picture to prove to all my friends that angels exist?

There's something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn't have your number in it.

Can i follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a map? i'm getting lost in your eyes.
(edited 8 years ago)
Really weak pick up line

Try this one OP
Whoa,Whoa,Whoa, mashallah,mashallah,mashallah,your ankles made me lower my gaze
:colondollar:
Reply 7
Original post by thefatone
Are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling

Can i take a picture to prove to all my friends that angels exist?

There's something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn't have your number in it.

Can i follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a map? i'm getting lost in your eyes.


wheres the originality at thooo
Original post by Helpme.
wheres the originality at thooo


lol
Are your parents terrorists because you're DA BOMB
Reply 10
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
Are your parents terrorists because you're DA BOMB



are u a bomb
bcus im ready to die for u

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