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What are your most classy insults?

"I would like to have a battle of intelligence, but it seems to me you are unarmed..."

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I have class at all times until it comes to the time one needs to insult :/
Ur mum
Reply 3
Your mum has been invaded more times than Poland

I use this one in history class
I'd agree with you but the we'd both be wrong
Close your mouth, you ****ing peasant!!! Sounds so upper class :rofl:
I've got heels higher than your standards
Reply 7
charlatan
u fookin wat m8, i will murk u out fam
Reply 9
suck ur nans dick
Reply 10
You can have a word with me yes, if you bring a dictionary.
Does ignoring people count?
Reply 12
Original post by SiminaM
Does ignoring people count?


Only if you give them that sinister and sexy cold stare which says 'say it again and you die'
Reply 13
Your songwriting is really good. Almost as good as Kurt Cobain's was in 1995.
Reply 14
death threats
Reply 15
Also found this one:

You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.
Original post by Free Kurdistan
u fookin wat m8, i will murk u out fam


LOOOOL this is the one
Original post by Studentxoxo
LOOOOL this is the one


fookin told m8

"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken"

Not really an insult but a sophisticated way of saying "You're wrong"

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