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My girlfriend always wants sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, my penis is looking so sore and worn out, i'm worried it might start shrinking soon...what shall I do. She is beautiful and amazing in bed.
Your penis is going to shrivel up and die. You need some love potions...
u may need a surgery to get rid of the soreness
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nucdev
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Original post by TheArtofProtest
Your penis is going to shrivel up and die. You need some love potions...


@somemightsay888
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Alexion
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Original post by TheArtofProtest
Your penis is going to shrivel up and die. You need some love potions...


@somemightsay888 think you could give the OP a hand?

Original post by nucdev


:rofl:
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aamirac
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Original post by nucdev


Original post by Alexion
@somemightsay888 think you could give the OP a hand?



:rofl:


I love how that just happened :rofl:
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Alexion
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Original post by aamirac
I love how that just happened :rofl:


I got xtreme ninja'd :ninja:
Original post by Anonymous
Seriously, my penis is looking so sore and worn out, i'm worried it might start shrinking soon...what shall I do. She is beautiful and amazing in bed.


Swaerrr down annon is sooo sexual rn. First talking bout spitting or swallow now bout this. Great m8 no one takes a sh*t.
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nucdev
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Original post by Alexion
@somemightsay888 think you could give the OP a hand?



:rofl:


Original post by aamirac
I love how that just happened :rofl:


Molvi ji is in a lot of demand these days.
And as his proud mentor, I'm only too happy to be pushing some business his way.
The boy has learnt well.

:rofl3:
Please let me eat her all night for one night and wear her out for you bro. I would do her so good...


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Original post by nucdev
Molvi ji is in a lot of demand these days.
And as his proud mentor, I'm only too happy to be pushing some business his way.
The boy has learnt well.

:rofl3:


:yep: his renowned skills have been acknowledged far and wide...
Original post by Alexion
I got xtreme ninja'd :ninja:

Or the other way round :iiam:

Original post by nucdev
Molvi ji is in a lot of demand these days.
And as his proud mentor, I'm only too happy to be pushing some business his way.
The boy has learnt well.

:rofl3:


:lol: You should be very proud :rofl:
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nucdev
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Original post by Alexion
:yep: his renowned skills have been acknowledged far and wide...


Original post by aamirac
Or the other way round :iiam:



:lol: You should be very proud :rofl:


I am proud indeed. He has far surpassed his own teacher/mentor in spamming and advertising online.
He may well put me out of business.
I think I need to find another business LMFAO.
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h4mza
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Apply cold water to burnt area
just buy a strap on then, and get her to pay for it :lol:
Need some help? :tongue:
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Mark19
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Offer her oral and handjobs. If that's not enough, buy her some toys.
Original post by RomanKing
Please let me eat her all night for one night and wear her out for you bro. I would do her so good...


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Do you prefer still or sparkling water to quench your thirst?
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Original post by Tinemither
Do you prefer still or sparkling water to quench your thirst?


LOOOL. You are actually funny. Nice one. Fyte me.

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