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Reply 1
you should know by now that penis size is everything :yep:
Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:
(edited 8 years ago)
Reply 3
I'm not gay.

If I was I would say yes.

Less painful I would imagine. :ahee:
Reply 4
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Yes of course the first question a girl asks before a date is: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:


Ahh ...no...

But it might bother her down the road , when things get intimate...
Original post by mojitox
Ahh ...no...

But it might bother her down the road , when things get intimate...


Genetics dictate the size of your shlong mate, sorry to hear of your situation but I'm afraid there's nothing you can do about it. By no means the end of world tho :smile:
How would a girl know how long a guys penis is prior to dating them? Also personally I have no comparison so I wouldn't notice tbh.
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:


The second is usually how thick it is. Maybe I date the wrong women.
How would they know your penis size beforehand? If a girl has been put off by you telling them your penis size, it may just be that you bloody told them your penis size out of blue that put them off rather than the actual size.
Depends how small? Are we talking less than 5/6 inches erect?


Good thing about having a small penis is that you won't need to worry about long term relationships ! So it's not all bad OP. :P
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:

Perhaps not, but it may be the last question she asks as it ends.
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Yes of course the first question a girl asks before a date is: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:



Naive. :tongue:

Every woman keeps a tape measure in her handbag. :wink:
Original post by ByronicHero
The second is usually how thick it is. Maybe I date the wrong women.


Bants
Original post by stefano865
Naive. :tongue:

Every woman keeps a tape measure in her handbag. :wink:


Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice :wink:
Original post by RiskingItAll
Depends how small? Are we talking less than 5/6 inches erect?


Good thing about having a small penis is that you won't need to worry about long term relationships ! So it's not all bad OP. :P


Wth? you mean you'll be dumped if you've a small penis?
I think my ex had a small penis but I'm not sure because the only other penis I've seen was whilst drunk. It didn't bother me too much.

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i would never ask the boy is ur penis is a rocket or is a needle
he may just leave me straight away
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice :wink:


Always that one guy who hides in the corner when we get naked ready for shower time after a game of rugby......
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice :wink:



I get that.

Good guy. :biggrin:

I should do the same sometime. :ahee:
Small dicks for the win.
Tiny dick even better. No sarcasm it's for real.

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