Females: What type of male body would you rather have sex with?

I've had sex with women less curvaceous than the second example.

Well I get laid more than my mate who has moobs.

ffs your comments make me laugh

Not sure if serious.

I'm serious love

Really though? Women are meant to naturally prefer alpha males, a characteristic of which is a lot of muscle (not saying you have to). Surely moobs should put you off because the guy is really unhealthy compared to someone who has controlled their diet and has worked hard to get good toned muscles.

A bodybuilder with over-the-top proportions:

Or a skinny-fat guy with moobs:

Usually people don't laugh till they see my penis.

so when do I get to see it?

I'm not sure how you can describe a guy that is 5'11", 180 lbs (the muscular guy in the OP) as "skinny".

Lean, perhaps. Skinny suggests both a lack of muscle and body fat.

Well you could hire me as a stripper for £18.75 an hour, 2 hours minimum. (Genuinely)

Or agree to shag. Although I'm a big fan of blindfolds and rope.

I love blindfolds and rope! I've found it to be a bit unpopular with some girls :/

I prefer this.