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I'm breaking character here to just agree with the enduring truth of that statement

Mr Spock is half Vulcan..

That's degrading. I will not have her tunnell banded around this thread willy nilly.

Sorry, burn your bra. Feminists.

Do you wanna go out as well?

As an actor said to a bishop. And that's not a gay stereotype. Yknow apparently 1 in 10 are gay now. That's a bit high.

Well, I'm glad we had this little chat. I don't want you to think of me as your boss...

Well I don't. Senior Sales Rep > Team Leader.

Well, listen, I’m sorry if I didn’t do it right and I’m sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don’t necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?

You Peep Show lot are little slugs, little slugs with no personalities.

Seriously though why u do that? need a PS thread now.....

At least I'm normal, like trifle... or pavement...just there.

Well I don't. Senior Sales Rep > Team Leader.

I'm the assistant regional manager.

Assistant to the regional manager.


You've got my permission

I don't need your permission

Permission granted, use it as you will.

Are you reading these?

Am I what?!

He's put my stapler in jelly again.

Why's he done that?

He knows I don't like it. Don't trust the way it moves.

Oggy Oggy Oggy! You can't tell me what to do, I'm team leader

Mate, it's only a trifling matter

Mate when You're on the phone can you keep the pig impersonations down to a minimum please ?

Here we go. Always like this. Arghh just trying to think of more ....