What is your favourite flavour of Starburst?

I think you mean Opal Fruits

Good. I've said it once and I will say it again, I won't hear a bad word about your mum. She's a fine woman with a great spirit and she understands that Opal Fruits are Opal Fruits.

Does she still call Snickers bars Marathon bars too?

first time I had skittles I puked them up so no thank you

Fantastic woman. I've always said it, ever since I heard about her. Always held her in high regard for all this time.

Is she still with your dad...or...?

So sorry to hear that, I've always said she deserves better ever since I knew it happened. You know? I've always said. This whole time.

I just checked and I must have lost her number, gizzit please. She won't mind. No not at all. Not after all this time.

Your face (that avatar is you, right?) reminds me of this guy:

After all the time me and you know known each other. All the things we've been through. Remember that time we spoke about Opal Fruits? I'll never forget it.

But now you treat me like this. If your mum heard about this she would be livid.

orange is always the last one left

and also, I always like the green ones... aren't they apple(?)