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Engineer came round to fix the boiler

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Original post by whorace
This guys actually a genius, he uses his weak game to make them spend the day thinking 'DID he really just flirt with me?', and then next time he comes back he waits for them to make the move, that way he can't get fired for harassment.


Yeah he can definitely get in **** for harassment.
Original post by Reeeeyah
That is actually creepy as **** much worse than boiler man! I hope you reported the creep!


I didn't know what to say, I was too creeped out so I never even told my mum (my parents still don't know that happened). Luckily my parents never called him over again, but who knows what else he might done to other children...
Original post by Foo.mp3

Was only trying to ascertain whether your hair/lymph nodes had been affected by the formaldehyde exposure from the partially degraded carpets, meant no harm by it :sad:


Was it you? it's been 8 years since then
Original post by Reeeeyah
and he seemed like a nice enough lad, I was just happy he was here to fix the boiler.

First he asked me if I was mixed raced which is completely silly as I am white (very very white) he asked me if I was mixed with Chinese as he said I have Chinese eyes :s-smilie: ok then mate.

He then asked me what my hair felt like to which was awkward and a pretty weird thing to ask so at that point I left the kitchen.......

He was finished so he came into the front room to tell me so, he said ''I like your sofa and especially the big bit in the corner '' he then said ''I'll have to come back next Tuesday for an hour or 2 to fit a new part he has to order it and what am I cooking him for tea on Tuesday'' he then winked at me.

Am I weird to think he was trying to chat me up and he meant he liked the big corner bit of the sofa because he thought it looked good to have a bang on? or am I deluded and just think everyone is trying to chat me up?


this sounds like the opening scene of the porno I watched last night. Did he do any "pipework" while he was there?

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Original post by Death Grips
this sounds like the opening scene of the porno I watched last night. Did he do any "pipework" while he was there?

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I'm not sure what he did, we had a new radiator fitted in the kitchen and ever since then the boiler keeps making clunking noises and so do the pipes (it's get quite loud) and we were worried we were going to blow up.

Ring any bells?
Original post by Reeeeyah
and he seemed like a nice enough lad, I was just happy he was here to fix the boiler.

First he asked me if I was mixed raced which is completely silly as I am white (very very white) he asked me if I was mixed with Chinese as he said I have Chinese eyes :s-smilie: ok then mate.

He then asked me what my hair felt like to which was awkward and a pretty weird thing to ask so at that point I left the kitchen.......

He was finished so he came into the front room to tell me so, he said ''I like your sofa and especially the big bit in the corner '' he then said ''I'll have to come back next Tuesday for an hour or 2 to fit a new part he has to order it and what am I cooking him for tea on Tuesday'' he then winked at me.

Am I weird to think he was trying to chat me up and he meant he liked the big corner bit of the sofa because he thought it looked good to have a bang on? or am I deluded and just think everyone is trying to chat me up?


pls don't call boiler technicians engineers pls...
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Original post by trapking
pls don't call boiler technicians engineers pls...


Why not?
Original post by Reeeeyah
Why not?


They aren't engineers. They are technicians.

Real engineers have professional engineering degrees.
Reply 28
Original post by trapking
They aren't engineers. They are technicians.

Real engineers have professional engineering degrees.


Why do you care so much what I call the boiler man? :s-smilie:
Reply 29
This guy has some balls , one call to his employer and he would probably lose his job.
Original post by Foo.mp3
Umm.. :innocent:


How nice, it's still the same as you remember it :h:
Original post by Reeeeyah
Why do you care so much what I call the boiler man? :s-smilie:


why do you care so much what some random boiler man says to you? :s-smilie:

Spoiler

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Original post by trapking
why do you care so much what some random boiler man says to you? :s-smilie:

Spoiler



engineerɛndʒɪˈnɪə/noun

1.

1.a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures.



I can call him an engineer if I want......
Defo trying it on with you.

When I was alone in my uni kitchen on the ground floor this builder let himself in and tried to ask me out for a pure 20 minutes, it was so uncomfortable since the building was dead and I was on my own. I'm so glad I wore a bra that morning lmao... Let him down easy.
wtf since when do engineers fix boilers? :angry::angry::angry::angry:
Original post by Reeeeyah
engineerɛndʒɪˈnɪə/noun

1.

1.a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures.


I can call him an engineer if I want......


why you gotta be like that Riri...?

so you want to fight....ok. See you in the octagon at UFC 196 :mad:
see...someone feels my pain!!!
Thanks for giving me an idea for a new porn movie script. :wink:
Original post by Reeeeyah
engineerɛndʒɪˈnɪə/noun

1.

1.a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures.


I can call him an engineer if I want......


calling a boiler technician an engineer is equivalent to calling a car mechanic a physicist. engineers are applied physicists, not technicians.
:angry::angry::angry:
Reply 39
you're wrong

but i couldn't care less!

I'm glad it makes you angry

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