'I hated him at first... now we're best of friends'

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So what i got from this thread was that to make a girl like me i first need to make her hate me???

or just knock her the **** out. Win/Win situation since she either would start to like you; or if not, you still would get some poon while she is still KO (if you know what I mean :colone:

).

PS. take it easy, mods, this is just a joke!

Reply 21

The Diplomat.

Original post by fatima1998

You both think you are funny but this isn't funny!!!!
stop making fun of my personal life...
posting haraam in the posts doesn't make you halal
so FOR GOODNESS SAKE! STOP THIS BANTER ON TSR! :angry:

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Well I can make my meat halal for you :wink:

Reply 22

fatima1998

Original post by The Diplomat.

Well I can make my meat halal for you :wink:

you need to be halal first to make halal meat!

Reply 23

fatima1998

i called him but...

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Reply 24

The Diplomat.

Original post by fatima1998

you need to be halal first to make halal meat!

oh, perhaps you can help me since you're a ❤•.¸✿¸.• 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 ℋ𝒆𝓵𝓹𝒆𝓻 •.¸✿¸.•❤

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fatima1998

Original post by The Diplomat.

oh, perhaps you can help me since you're a ❤•.¸✿¸.• 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 ℋ𝒆𝓵𝓹𝒆𝓻 •.¸✿¸.•❤

WHYNOT!
I AM READY TO GIVE YOU LESSONS...

ikr!
i'll try to call him afterwards :h:

Reply 26

Ethereal World

Original post by acupofgreentea

Some of the closest friends I've had in my life began like that. :lol:

There was a girl at the beginning of secondary school I didn't get along with and we went on to become best friends and are still close friends to this day.

It doesn't happen as much now (one of my closest friends actually said she thought we'd be good friends before we even spoke :lol:

), but a girl I'm kind of friends with did recently tell me she didn't like me when we first met because she thought I'd be stuck up. She assured me she soon realised I wasn't and she actually really likes me now, so that's a bit better, I suppose. :lol:

Awwww. Tbf my best friend at university said she didn't like me in freshers week because I was 'old' and wore a jack wills gilet :facepalm2:

she thought I was really rah because of that and because my accent sounds posh. (Pls note I do not wear jack wills gilets anymore- allow my preppy phase)

Then she realised I love napping and hate people and we bonded over that and never separated again through all of university.

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0123456543210

Original post by The Diplomat.

Well I can make my meat halal for you :wink:

It would be great if you could make my meat halal as well, since no muslim girls want to take it in the mouth. :colone:

Reply 28

The Diplomat.

Original post by 0123456543210

It would be great if you could make my meat halal as well, since no muslim girls want to take it in the mouth. :colone:

there's no way 4 inches of meat can become halal, soz.

Reply 29

IESY

Original post by 0123456543210

or just knock her the **** out. Win/Win situation since she either would start to like you; or if not, you still would get some poon while she is still KO (if you know what I mean :colone:

).

PS. take it easy, mods, this is just a joke!

Are you Bill Cosby Jr. by any chance?

Reply 30

0123456543210

Original post by The Diplomat.

there's no way 4 inches of meat can become halal, soz.

Let's just pretend you did. :wink:

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0123456543210

my meat is always 100% safe, even without safety :colone:

Reply 32

0123456543210

Original post by IESY

Are you Bill Cosby Jr. by any chance?

****, I wanted to say something about Mike Tyson, but then remembered....

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Reply 33

Blind Ferret

Original post by 0123456543210

It is weird, but 2 people I've had fights with are some of my closest friends now. Not every person whose head I tried to smash in is my friend, though.