What the heck just happened???

and what your loft is in pristine condition...?

Yeah nobody goes in it so there's nothing up there.

Didn't say owt about a dildo

How would you react if you were cleaning your bedroom next week or something, and you found just that?

Who ya gonna call?

"Huh, that's odd.... Ahhh well"

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I don't know... the police?

no you wouldn't...

But where did you get that creepy **** from?

Yes, yes I would....

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So right now I am freaking out. I was just lying in my bedroom relaxing when I heard this massive bang, as though something fell over and broke. It sounded as though it was from the loft so I went to look. I took my phone for the flash light and found this.
I have no clue what the hell it is and I am freaking out!! My mum has no idea what it could be and my dad is away on a business trip although we both know he wouldn't have a clue.
I am seriously scared guys this is no joke.. What the actual **** is this??

so how was your night???
what happened after??
i need to know the whole story

"Huh, that's odd.... Ahhh well"

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Ok, well we stayed at a family friend's house...came back home this morning and I took that thing and dumped it at a recycling centre (because I CARE about the environment) and I'm at home now, trying to relax. My dad is shortening his business trip and will be returning tomorrow, and we actually burnt some sage, and threw eggs (a Bulgarian superstition supposedly used to get rid of evil eyes) and that's really all.

Ok, well we stayed at a family friend's house...came back home this morning and I took that thing and dumped it at a recycling centre (because I CARE about the environment) and I'm at home now, trying to relax. My dad is shortening his business trip and will be returning tomorrow, and we actually burnt some sage, and threw eggs (a Bulgarian superstition supposedly used to get rid of evil eyes) and that's really all.

so would you be like meh...?

If you found a doll with a perfect likeness of you (well, as close to perfect as possible), I really don't think you'd just dismiss without a second glance.

So right now I am freaking out. I was just lying in my bedroom relaxing when I heard this massive bang, as though something fell over and broke. It sounded as though it was from the loft so I went to look. I took my phone for the flash light and found this.
I have no clue what the hell it is and I am freaking out!! My mum has no idea what it could be and my dad is away on a business trip although we both know he wouldn't have a clue.
I am seriously scared guys this is no joke.. What the actual **** is this??