attack helocopter acceptance thread

this thread is 4 those who sexually identify as attack helicopters

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Reply 2

Zargabaath

I got carded for saying I was attack helicopterkin.
TSR is full of white cis male scum tbh

Reply 3

username2130115

Original post by Zargabaath

I got carded for saying I was attack helicopterkin.
TSR is full of white cis male scum tbh

Reply 4

Feel Tha Bern

oh no

[video="youtube;komph9TxTbI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI[/video]

Reply 5

User1333171

OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.

Reply 6

Feel Tha Bern

Original post by mscaffrey

OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.

i am beautiful

bernie is beautiful

we is all beautiful

What even is this?

Original post by mscaffrey

OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.

bernie is omniscient omnipotent omnipresent omnibenevolent
u dont harm bernie
bernie harm u

Reply 9

Feel Tha Bern

i want u 2 know, Barack Saddam Hussein Obama, u r beautiful

Reply 10

Cremated_Spatula

Original post by Feel Tha Bern

oh no

[video="youtube;komph9TxTbI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI[/video]

I like how being just a 'wolf-kin' wasn't enough for her, she had to be a 'wolf-dog hybrid'... :colonhash:

Reply 11

Feel Tha Bern

Original post by Cremated_Spatula

I like how being just a 'wolf-kin' wasn't enough for her, she had to be a 'wolf-dog hybrid'... :colonhash:

u need 2 check ur single animal kin privilege m8

Original post by Feel Tha Bern

u need 2 check ur single animal kin privilege m8

Can't argue there.

Reply 14

420quickscope

tfw you see something edgy on 4chan and steal it to look cool on a student forum

Original post by Feel Tha Bern

this thread is 4 those who sexually identify as attack helicopters

Reply 15

username2130115

Original post by Cremated_Spatula

Can't argue there.

[video="youtube;miO8DPjSf78"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78[/video]

i bet tyrone checked u m8

Reply 18

username2130115

Original post by Feel Tha Bern

i bet tyrone checked u m8

u mst gt privilege cheked by tyrone if u wanna enter tumblr. evryone gets chekd by tyrone m8

Reply 19

balanced

I identify as an attack helicopter, today. Like identify as a woman, I am not biologically an attack helicopter, not is it possible. However, despite not being a helicopter, I have every right to do so, and pop up over a hill and blow everything up and if anyone questions me, there are a [insert accusation here].