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First Time With An Escort

For the sake of this please ignore the ethics etc etc of the subject of escorting.

I have booked an escort for the first time for Monday night while I'm in Birmingham for a job and I'm pretty nervous about it.

Has anybody had experience in this area wants to describe their first time (no need for the down and dirty bits, just the general process and suggested etiquette).
Original post by star80
You vile piece of human trash.


That was so rude and uncalled for.

Apologise to me or I'll boot you off the internet right now.
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Original post by star80
You vile piece of human trash.


Hilarious !@ Star80

OP I'm not quite sure why you think anyone wants to know you are visiting an escort nor sure why you are asking of others experience. Seems to be a thing in here people shouting out loud about how they visited an escort.
I don't know why people go for Escorts. A Mondeo is a far superior option.
First time paying or first time full stop?

What are you nervous about? What do you want to happen? Do they know this?

Wash thoroughly beforehand. If you've booked an incall, be prepared to shower on arrival. Presuming you've not been the victim of 'bait and switch' (when the other person in the room isn't who you expected), handover the cash without being asked. Respect their boundaries. Realise you may not get everything you want.
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Original post by Anonymous
For the sake of this please ignore the ethics etc etc of the subject of escorting.

I have booked an escort for the first time for Monday night while I'm in Birmingham for a job and I'm pretty nervous about it.

Has anybody had experience in this area wants to describe their first time (no need for the down and dirty bits, just the general process and suggested etiquette).




https://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2010/08/21/advice-for-clients/

https://skipthegames.com/articles/about-escorts/14-basic-incall-etiquette-rules-for-clients
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mkap
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the responses should be interesting :lol:
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Why do you need someone to show you around Birmingham? It's not even complicated, so bloody lazy.
Why the hell are you posting this on a student forum.

Don't be so ridiculous.
Why do you want to see an escort? are you partnered? Where did you find the tart? How much are you paying and for how long?
lol
Original post by Anonymous
That was so rude and uncalled for.

Apologise to me or I'll boot you off the internet right now.


Why, did I hurt your feelings?
Yep, clients are a seriously stigmatised group: 'I wouldn't, therefore anyone who does so is WRONG' is rife. To be fair, #8 did point to a couple of helpful pages (albeit one rather US-centric one - things are different there).

The reason for asking about expectations is that someone turning up without any are rather difficult for the provider to deal with.
Shagging prostitutes is detrimental to your mental health as well as your wealth. My best advice to all you young lads with a hard on is dont get involved in liasons with tarts. Just masturbate of you must to relieve yourself. You have been warned..

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