I'm in my first year and just by scrutinising your terrible grammar and pointless incredibly flawed points, I could already tell that you weren't a 2:1-1st class student, no need to point that out.
It's a well known fact that a student with a 1st class at a University like King's which I'm on course to achieve, without participating in any pointless, time and money consuming societies would still land me any job i want in London. Or better yet I could even do a masters degree at Harvard or Caltech and start my own company, while you're discussing how fun your days in societies with other intellectually exiguous scumbags.
Your irascible nature doesn't deter me, you're not on my level dear.