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When are you meant to teach your dog to have sex?

My dog is still a puppy, but I was wondering when I need to teach it to have sex? Also, how would I go about giving it sex education?
Let it watch you having sex.
Dear Oh dear !!!
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Original post by ABsoluteX
Let it watch you having sex.


I guess you mean doggy style? I dont think my dog can do missionary?
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Original post by ODES_PDES
Dear Oh dear !!!


Huh?
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When puppy is 12 years old and his school can teach him ok.
Original post by gman10
My dog is still a puppy, but I was wondering when I need to teach it to have sex? Also, how would I go about giving it sex education?


As soon as you want to get going. BTW USE PROTECTION!
[video="youtube;_-XmEBCZCXA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XmEBCZCXA[/video]
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Original post by DinduStuffin'
As soon as you want to get going. BTW USE PROTECTION!


Do I have to get condoms for the dog?
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Do I have to get condoms for the dog?


Omg! Duh...Hint: who CAME first the CHICKEN or the EGG??!
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[video="youtube;_-XmEBCZCXA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XmEBCZCXA[/video]


:wtf: did I just watch? :laugh:

She got Shrekt! :biggrin:
have sex with it then
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:wtf: did I just watch? :laugh:

She got Shrekt! :biggrin:


Not as rekt as bo eh 73 :rofl:
Original post by gman10
My dog is still a puppy, but I was wondering when I need to teach it to have sex? Also, how would I go about giving it sex education?


Give it some practical lessons a few times a week, once it hits about 6 months old.
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My dog is still a puppy, but I was wondering when I need to teach it to have sex? Also, how would I go about giving it sex education?


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Original post by ForestShadow


Why do you want to be a troll?
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Original post by ComputerMaths97
Give it some practical lessons a few times a week, once it hits about 6 months old.


Erm, isn't that a bit weird?
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Why do you want to be a troll?


Again man, your threads used to be good quality helpful ones

Why dont you post a pic of yourself on TSR? Interesting good thread
Best news source? Informative
Official how to get first class degree thread Very helpful for many with high aspirations

BUT NOW

1 Brown stain in toilet
2 Just saw raw chicken
3 How to turn on lamp4 AND ALL NEW Dog sex education

Whose the troll OP? huh?



OP maybe youve been through some tough times like maybe your earphones are properly tangled now or your favourite TV series just finished or you desparately want more rep please dont take it out on us and make these threads tho ok? thanks :biggrin:
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Original post by ForestShadow
Again man, your threads used to be good quality helpful ones

Why dont you post a pic of yourself on TSR? Interesting good thread
Best news source? Informative
Official how to get first class degree thread Very helpful for many with high aspirations

BUT NOW

1 Brown stain in toilet
2 Just saw raw chicken
3 How to turn on lamp4 AND ALL NEW Dog sex education

Whose the troll OP? huh?



OP maybe youve been through some tough times like maybe your earphones are properly tangled now or your favourite TV series just finished or you desparately want more rep please dont take it out on us and make these threads tho ok? thanks :biggrin:


Sorry it was for one night only! Back to normal from tomorrow! Apologies!

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