favourite inbetweeners quotes

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Will: "I was trying to satirise their bravado..."

"Goodbye first-rate education, hello University of Lincoln"

"There's nothing funny about testicles, Cooper."

Gilbert is just a total legend.

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KingMessi

"Pusssssaaaay patrol"....

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jaydemikaela

"Hi. I'm Will. And here's some things I hoped wouldn't happen in my life."

"....and Jay calling me a bender"

"They pushed in! Are they so dumb they think it's okay to push in! Get them off! Get them off and make them move! ******* pushing in!"

“There's nothing funny about testicles Cooper, as you'll discover tomorrow, in my office."

And my ultimate fave

*high voice* "Who is it?"
"It's obviously me."
"What is happening in here?!"

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username545910

first episode of series three, where simon shouts f*ck off, runs across the garden, kicks over a chair, climbs the trellis and sits on top of the shed.

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Cybele

KingMessi

"Pusssssaaaay patrol"....

I laughed so hard at this line!!

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KingMessi

Neil:"What's Swansea? Is that an animal?" :rofl:

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SK-mar

'Then the cows got up on their hind legs and started shooting milk outa their tits!, they had loads as well' !!!!!! hahaha loved this. :p:

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Missy6E

"His mum still buys his trousers for him".

The words may not be 100% correct, but when Will is in the pub and starts loudly telling the bartender that everyone is underage.

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La Môme

I've been laughing like a drain throughout this whole thread.

aww fwend!

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ojms92

One of my favourites has to be when Jay runs over the squirrel... "his eyes look sad."

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spocckka

Very first episode

Simon: (on seeing will for the first time) "he's got an actual briefcase!"

Will:"BUMDER!"

Oh, also, after that, when the boys are being torn into by their parents, and I think it's Simon's dad who says, "Just because Kevin's gay doesn't mean he's a pedophile." Cue Neil's dad desperately trying to argue his heterosexuality.

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Moonkay

Simon: Clean your spunk out of my car!
Neil: Some of it's her juices too!

John: What about opening up and trusting?
Jay: Oh, **** off you fat ****er
(at the christmas prom)

Jay: I fingered a Dutch bird once, and she **** down my arm

These crack me up every time XD

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JaysPussyJuice

he looks FEDRAL!

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