What would your brutally honest dating profile say?

Truflais

I'm bored, read an article about this recently and thought it could be fun.

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Reply 1

Blondie987

Slightly unstable, overtalkative weirdo :h:

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 2

Airmed

I'm ****ing insane. I wouldn't even bother. :h:

Reply 3

user382

Looking for a bitch to use and abuse me. :h:

Reply 4

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Even I wouldn't date me

:rofl:

Reply 5

username1221160

Wanted: man to help me look after my cats.

Reply 6

Rum Ham

"Love me, love my cats. We come as a package."

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Reply 7

claireestelle

warning: is an awful bed hog with a cake obsession

Reply 8

toonervoustotalk

Spends all day posting on TSR :erm:

Is thirsty AF so slide into my DMs (females only :colonhash:

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Have a cold heart because Arsenal always know how to dissapoint and girls are no different :smile:

I like dinosaurs

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

Reply 11

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Female, Sinhalese, obese, liberal Roman Catholic with severe mental health problems (the less you ask, the better :ninja:

) seeks fellow female liberal Catholic, non-smoking, teetotal person to be loving, attentive spouse (read: cook, dishwasher, bed-maker and full-time carer). Vegetarians, vegans and those expecting sexual intercourse need not apply :nah:

Reply 12

User947387

Im just here for the banter

Reply 13

Trapz99

I'm a high achieving, motivated person with strong ambitions . I am talkative and can make a good joke at times as well as having excellent team working and problem solving skills, useful in all relationships. I'm sure I have my faults but overall I think my desire and commitment to constantly improve and develop myself will make me a great boyfriend. I am ideally seeking a Christian who is aesthetically and personality-wise appealing and who shares my optimistic attitude to life.

(Honestly, this is what I'd write anyway- I don't like to sound like anything I'm not in my profiles, I want to seem relatively humble, acknowledging that I have faults, but overall I am confident that I can beat the competition in securing a good wife.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 14

Llamageddon

Insufferable when ill, plays a lot of computer games and will seek to minimise contact with you.

Reply 15

MountKimbie

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Female, Sinhalese, obese, liberal Roman Catholic with severe mental health problems (the less you ask, the better :ninja:

how come?

Reply 16

Serine Soul

Has a very wild imagination
Likes expensive things

Reply 17

MountKimbie

"If I can't bench press you we can't make this work"

Reply 18

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Original post by MountKimbie

how come?

Well I'm not very good at cooking for myself and I like meat too much to be eating veggie/vegan food for the rest of my life. So the same way I would tell a smoker not to bother, I would tell a vegetarian/vegan person not to bother either :lol: