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What would your brutally honest dating profile say?

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I won't spend everynight with you. I have other things in my life.
I expect you to not assume i'll cover everything but i probably will insist on doing so.

When we are together however, i'll plan something. We'll have fun, i'll be there for you. Sex will be a major aspect of this but she doesn't need to be experienced.

You can't be more than curvy. You can't smoke (when sober).

If you are really melodramtic i'll get annoyed. I'm not the most sympatheitic if someone is complaining about an issue i don't think is that big a deal.

I'll be fine with our kids but i ain't going to babysit your sisters kids or whatever. Nah....

You need ambition, i ain't bankrolling you.

Reply 61

SophieSmall

I have essentially nothing to offer, please like me anyway.

Reply 62

ChaoticButterfly

I'm 6ft 3inch > Everything else

Reply 63

mrsjenner

Original post by shawtyb

this is the clue as to why i have paid before

So you intentionally disrespect men by paying? I don't think so. You think it makes them like you more, or that it'll be easier to like you, that's just what I feel.

Reply 64

mrsjenner

Original post by ChaoticButterfly

I'm 6ft 3inch > Everything else

Spoiler

Reply 65

shawtyb

Original post by mrsjenner

So you intentionally disrespect men by paying? I don't think so. You think it makes them like you more, or that it'll be easier to like you, that's just what I feel.

ffs -.- no, i paid because they didnt want to pay

easier to understand?

Reply 66

Candy55

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(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 67

The Friend Zone

Original post by toonervoustotalk

Spends all day posting on TSR :erm:

Is thirsty AF so slide into my DMs (females only :colonhash:

)
Have a cold heart because Arsenal always know how to dissapoint and girls are no different :smile:

Doesn't know how to spell disappoint.

Reply 68

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Original post by anosmianAcrimony

Vegan food can be amazing. I wouldn't write it off prematurely.

Never said it was awful! :nah:

Just that I love/need my bacon, that's all :tongue:

Reply 69

User947387

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Never said it was awful! :nah:

Just that I love/need my bacon, that's all :tongue:

are you really Sinhalese? :smile:

Reply 70

Truflais

Original post by ChaoticButterfly

I'm 6ft 3inch > Everything else

Two separate measurements? :wink:

Reply 71

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Original post by apronedsamurai

are you really Sinhalese? :smile:

I am indeed :yep:

:bhangra:

I don't speak/understand Sinhala though :getmecoat:

Reply 72

User947387

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

I am indeed :yep:

:bhangra:

I don't speak/understand Sinhala though :getmecoat:

Ah ok

I speak a little Tamil and Sinhala (picked it up from my time visiting the local Buddhist centre)

Reply 73

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Original post by apronedsamurai

Ah ok

I speak a little Tamil and Sinhala (picked it up from my time visiting the local Buddhist centre)

Yeah my parents never spoke it to us at home and equally didn't take us to Sinhalese classes at the local Buddhist temple. And now they complain that we don't know our own language :rolleyes:

Reply 74

RomanKing

I'm here to make friends and not find a girlfriend.

Reply 75

User947387

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Yeah my parents never spoke it to us at home and equally didn't take us to Sinhalese classes at the local Buddhist temple. And now they complain that we don't know our own language :rolleyes:

Embarrassingly, I don't even speak my own language :colondollar: