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What would your brutally honest dating profile say?

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Original post by CoolCavy
Ikr O_o normally i at least manage to restrain myself until like 9pm :redface:


I knew it I knew it I always knew it about you, you're not innocent as you play off

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Original post by mrsjenner
I knew it I knew it I always knew it about you, you're not innocent as you play off

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looool :rofl: well i was and then i got corrupted :redface: tbh tho i need to know to prepare myself for real life which im still not at all prepared for but now i might last 5 minutes longer :ahee:
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Original post by whorace
I'll meet them :tongue: (unless you require modesty)


One might
Original post by CoolCavy
looool :rofl: well i was and then i got corrupted :redface: tbh tho i need to know to prepare myself for real life which im still not at all prepared for but now i might last 5 minutes longer :ahee:


How are you not prepared for the real world? Start there...
Original post by AJP98
One might


you remind me of Adele
Original post by mrsjenner
How are you not prepared for the real world? Start there...


cos ik nothing about anything :colondollar: i would but i can hardly talk about stuff like that inrl :rofl:
oooh and btw heeeyyyy i just clocked a mango :yes:
Original post by CleverSquirrel
ommgg i'm actaully crying :rofl:

how and why do you know so much detail :rofl:


Bcos its true hahahah i love jiggling JUGS
Original post by CoolCavy
cos ik nothing about anything :colondollar: i would but i can hardly talk about stuff like that inrl :rofl:
oooh and btw heeeyyyy i just clocked a mango :yes:


:colonhash: how did you not clock the mango
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Original post by mrsjenner
you remind me of Adele


Adele...?
If we do get into a relationship, you'll always come second to George Ezra.
Original post by mrsjenner
:colonhash: how did you not clock the mango


the name mrs jenner caused internal confusion :colondollar:
then i recognised the classic beard :yes:
Original post by Betelgeuse-
Bcos its true hahahah i love jiggling JUGS


oh.. my...god.. :rofl:

hahaha you've got to stop saying that, i'm in stitches :lol: :rofl:
Original post by AJP98
Adele...?


Yes. Adele.

Original post by CoolCavy
the name mrs jenner caused internal confusion :colondollar:
then i recognised the classic beard :yes:


Call me Caitlynn.
very very strong opinions regarding cricket and politics, and pretty much everything else, and not afraid to share them. very loud, very opinionated, might come across a bit arrogant (its confidence!), a perfectionist to the extreme, and you'll always come second to stuart broad
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Original post by mrsjenner
Yes. Adele.

That is in fact my name, but who are you referencing?
Original post by mrsjenner
Yes. Adele.



Call me Caitlynn.


i want to ask why but i also want to go eat dinner :mmm:
speak to you soon mango Caitlynn xD
Original post by CoolCavy
i want to ask why but i also want to go eat dinner :mmm:
speak to you soon mango Caitlynn xD


Caitlynn Jenner cavester :colonhash:
enjoy your nibble, gerbil.
Original post by AJP98


That is in fact my name, but who are you referencing?


You're Adele...?

I was referencing the singer.....
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Original post by mrsjenner
You're Adele...?

I was referencing the singer.....


That's my name, yes...?
Ahh, okay.
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@nucdev GOOOOO! I NEED to see this!

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