What would your brutally honest dating profile say?

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Reply 160

spv

Original post by ravioliyears

Love this

That's the summary version, lmao. More where that came from! :wink:

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Reply 161

fire_and_ice

Original post by nucdev

It's just a joke, but I won't deny I'm partial to some pure ghee :coma:

Oh lol

Chi! Ghee is even worse because of the smell and texture. :puke:

Well, whatever makes you happy, motu. :teehee:

Reply 162

nk802

It would say the following...

'I'm looking for a girl to hook up with for no strings casual sex/a fling, either for a few days, weeks or months, or even as a one off encounter. I'm not looking for a serious or monogamous girlfriend right now. We can start off as a casual fling and if it goes anywhere beyond that then great, if not then we had fun. I don't want a 'soulmate' or a 'life partner, I don't want to get married and I don't want kids.

You must be sexually adventurous and enjoy experimenting with new and interesting things in the bedroom. You must be easy to get along with and treat me with honesty, trust and respect. In return, I'll show the same to you.

I don't do 'dates'. We'll either meet up at my place or your place....no dates.

Only contact me if you fit this criteria, otherwise let's not waste each others' time'.

Reply 163

nucdev

Original post by fire_and_ice

Oh lol

Chi! Ghee is even worse because of the smell and texture. :puke:

Well, whatever makes you happy, motu. :teehee:

you probs have some sub-standard shop bought ghee then :laugh:

Very happy indeed, dubli patli :h:

Reply 164

Trojan Horse

Original post by DonaldTrump 2016

I'm rich.

can u giv me a small loan

Reply 165

fire_and_ice

Original post by nucdev

you probs have some sub-standard shop bought ghee then :laugh:

Very happy indeed, dubli patli :h:

Yeah, this is the ghee we buy: https://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/horse-manure.jpg

:lol:

Reply 166

nucdev

Original post by fire_and_ice

Yeah, this is the ghee we buy: https://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/horse-manure.jpg

Lmfao that explains it :toofunny:

Reply 167

username2224711

Original post by spv

That's the summary version, lmao. More where that came from! :wink:

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Lool XP

Reply 168

fire_and_ice

Original post by nucdev

Lmfao that explains it :toofunny:

Lol, jk.

I shouldn't be so unappreciative of ghee, after all, it does give khaana that extra boost of deliciousness.

Ew, my grandma fries her eggs in ghee.

Reply 169

nucdev

Original post by fire_and_ice

Lol, jk.

I shouldn't be so unappreciative of ghee, after all, it does give khaana that extra boost of deliciousness.

Ew, my grandma fries her eggs in ghee.

Good

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It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:

I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:

Reply 170

username2224711

Original post by nucdev

Good

.
It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:

I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:

New occupation, bhai:

Job occupation: Thread derailer :colone:

Reply 171

nucdev

Original post by ravioliyears

New occupation, bhai:

Job occupation: Thread derailer :colone:

Looool
Old occupation, surely?
Remember them days when you, me, Bitto and Daadi used to royally f**k up certain threads?
Oh them days :sad:

Reply 172

username2224711

Original post by nucdev

Looool
Old occupation, surely?
Remember them days when you, me, Bitto and Daadi used to royally f**k up certain threads?
Oh them days :sad:

Lmao yh. Those days were too good XP

Reply 173

fire_and_ice

Original post by nucdev

Good

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It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:

I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:

It's VILE, she used to make it for me when I was younger and forced me to eat it :yucky:

I even used to cry but she just wanted those gross eggs and ghee in my stomach at whatever cost.

Lol! Twasn't me, Motu. Ngl, I've noticed you do that a lot :lol: