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I don't like having testicals.

They are very annoying and always get in the way. Like when I am trying to sleep they always get tangled in my boxers and when I am sitting I can't cross my legs without having to shift them. And the damn sweat needed to keep them cool all the time, so sticky. :angry:
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I feel you buddy


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testicals of peace
Original post by swagyolo420
I feel you buddy


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So are they really sticky?
It's either that or periods bruv. Thank ma lucky stars for dem nuts
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Original post by TaintedLight
It's either that or periods bruv. Thank ma lucky stars for dem nuts


Why can't I just have a penis? And save some sperm in a bank and that is that.
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Original post by Alfed
Why can't I just have a penis? And save some sperm in a bank and that is that.


You can, if ya want
I'm glad I'm a lady.:u:
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Original post by Reue
Chop them off


I would prefer to have it done chemically. With injections so I don't become a girl.
Original post by EricPiphany
Please... I understand you guys are trying to be funny, but...

Horrifying imagery for you?
Original post by Alfed
I believe you know the answer. It would be very painful to do that.


Get really really drunk, take tons and tons of aspirin, then try
Original post by Serine Soul
Horrifying imagery for you?


I just think it's a little too far to say that, even as a joke.
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Original post by EricPiphany
Please... I understand you guys are trying to be funny, but...


... but what? This is Chat, not H&R, and clearly not a serious thread.
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Original post by Reue
... but what? This is Chat, not H&R, and clearly not a serious thread.


It is a serious thread, testicals are very annoying.
Original post by EricPiphany
I just think it's a little too far to say that, even as a joke.


Well sorry if that offended anyone
Original post by Alfed
They are very annoying and always get in the way. Like when I am trying to sleep they always get tangled in my boxers and when I am sitting I can't cross my legs without having to shift them. And the damn sweat needed to keep them cool all the time, so sticky. :angry:


Try shaving them.. i love fondling my freshly shaven sack, always give me a newfound admiration for them
Original post by Betelgeuse-
Try shaving them.. i love fondling my freshly shaven sack, always give me a newfound admiration for them


Lmaooooooooo00000oooo


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Anyone else get super paranoid about having testicle cancer?
Every time I get an ache in my abdomen or my groin, all pain is re-directed to my sack. Then I fondle myself looking for lumps which aggravates them even more.

Also, another thing. Why do blokes like having them caressed when they're getting a blow job? Don't get that personally.
I get all twitchy and tense when a woman handles my junk.
Original post by Serine Soul
Well sorry if that offended anyone
OMG Holly Golightly dis b seriouzzzz da testes r doing some seriouzzzz shizzzzz

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